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Blow-N-Go

An in-dash breathalizer that is now required by law, in Ontario, to be installed in all DUI offender's vehicles, once they have served their license suspension.

The offender must blow into the device every time the car is started. If there is any alcohol in the offender's blood stream, the car will not start.
Dick had to spend $1000 to have a Blow-N-Go put in his car.
by Time4SumAksion January 5, 2006
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Ripper Bar

Another term for a strip club.

In Canada, strippers are known as rippers.
Dwayne, meet me at the ripper bar.

Did you see that girl ripping at Whiskey's the other night? She was stacked.
by Time4SumAksion August 1, 2004
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VIP Dance

A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.

See, also: Mileage
Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?

Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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Undergotchies

Dang, Tammy left her undergotchies in my washroom - and my girlfriend found them...!
by Time4SumAksion May 9, 2005
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Cheaty Cheaterton

Timmy looked at my answers during the math test. He's a Cheaty Cheaterton.
by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005
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30-30

Yo, man - that 30-30 packs a punch.
by Time4SumAksion April 4, 2005
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