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Balls Across the Nose

"Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to teabagging, where a male will drape his testicles across the bridge of another person's nose. The "victim" is often inebriated, unconscious, or in an otherwise compromising position.
I was scared that if I dipped my nuts in Tim's mouth that he'd clamp down on them like a fox in a leg trap. So, I took the safe root and just went Balls Across the Nose. Don't worry, it was just as funny - and we got pictures.
by Time4SumAksion February 1, 2007
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Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."
That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.
by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004
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Suck

"To suck" or "you suck" is derived from, or is a shortened form of "to suck dick" or "you suck dick." In effect, it is the equivalent of saying "that's gay" or "you're gay." (You suck dick, so therefore, you must be gay.) This, in turn, comes from the assumption that homosexuality is "wrong" or "bad." Therefore, if something "sucks" it is "bad."

Isn't it strange how widely accepted the term is? Everytime you hear someone say "that sucks" on TV, they are essentially saying "that sucks dick."
Lil' Timmy: Dave, you suck at hopescotch.
Dave: Frig off, Timmy - you are so gay.
by Time4SumAksion February 28, 2005
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Baby Glow

The mild buzz you feel after drinking one or two beers. This usually occurs when you haven't consumed alcohol for some period of time. (i.e. More than a couple days.) Also called a Baby Buzz.
That Carlsberg gave me a nice baby glow. I think I'm gonna have a few more.
by Time4SumAksion April 16, 2006
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Buttertown

Buttertown is the gay district in any major city. In Toronto, Buttertown is at the intersection of Church & Wellesley, and runs a couple blocks North on Church St.
We walked through Buttertown Saturday night, just for the hell of it. We tricked Stan into going to the "Unity Barn," where he was promptly hit on by by 3 flaming homosexuals.
by Time4SumAksion March 7, 2005
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Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.
Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!
by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005
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