Time4SumAksion's definitions
A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.
See, also: Mileage
See, also: Mileage
Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?
Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
Get the VIP Dancemug. Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.
Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.
All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."
Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.
All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."
by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004
Get the Monktonitemug. The mild buzz you feel after drinking one or two beers. This usually occurs when you haven't consumed alcohol for some period of time. (i.e. More than a couple days.) Also called a Baby Buzz.
by Time4SumAksion April 16, 2006
Get the Baby Glowmug. A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.
by Time4SumAksion September 22, 2005
Get the Half-Onmug. The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.
A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)
A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.
A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.
In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)
A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.
A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.
In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?
Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
Get the Mileagemug. "To suck" or "you suck" is derived from, or is a shortened form of "to suck dick" or "you suck dick." In effect, it is the equivalent of saying "that's gay" or "you're gay." (You suck dick, so therefore, you must be gay.) This, in turn, comes from the assumption that homosexuality is "wrong" or "bad." Therefore, if something "sucks" it is "bad."
Isn't it strange how widely accepted the term is? Everytime you hear someone say "that sucks" on TV, they are essentially saying "that sucks dick."
Isn't it strange how widely accepted the term is? Everytime you hear someone say "that sucks" on TV, they are essentially saying "that sucks dick."
by Time4SumAksion February 28, 2005
Get the Suckmug. Buttertown is the gay district in any major city. In Toronto, Buttertown is at the intersection of Church & Wellesley, and runs a couple blocks North on Church St.
We walked through Buttertown Saturday night, just for the hell of it. We tricked Stan into going to the "Unity Barn," where he was promptly hit on by by 3 flaming homosexuals.
by Time4SumAksion March 7, 2005
Get the Buttertownmug.