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VIP Room

Known as a Champagne Room in the States, a VIP Room is the back room in any Canadian strip club where you receive private dances from strippers. The dancers appear fully nude, and give a "full contact," or "interactive" VIP dance. (Twenty bucks a song.) The quality of the dance (i.e. how much the girl will let you "get away with") may vary. See Mileage.
Barbie talked me back into the VIP Room for a quick dance. Six songs later, and I was out $120 bucks.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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NFA

Dwayne: "Enough of this dilly-dallying. Let's get to the bar. NFA."
by Time4SumAksion November 26, 2004
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VIP Dance

A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.

See, also: Mileage
Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?

Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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Deck Shoes

A style of shoe that somehow became the standard in casual footwear for young men and teenagers in my area (rural Southwestern Ontario) in the early '90's.
Country folk often make questionable fashion choices. The "deck shoe" was a prime example.
by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005
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The Circle Game

A game of peripheral vision, trickery and motor skills.

The game starts out when the Offensive Player creates a circle with their thumb and forefinger, not unlike an "A-Okay" signal, somewhere below his waist.

His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.

Rules:
1. The Offensive Player's hand must be below his waist.

2. The Victim should attempt to see the circle without looking down. In other words, by peripheral vision, the Victim realizes there is a circle-hand event occurring. The Victim has two possible methods to win the game:

a. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim stares the Offensive Player in the eye and says, "I'm not going to look at that." (or words to that effect.)

b. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim quickly pokes his index finger through the Offensive Player's circle-hand display. If he can poke inside and break the circle, HE wins, and gets to hit the Offensive player in the bicep. This action requires excellent motor skills (to poke the circle without actually looking directly at it.)

3. If the Victim looks at the circle, he loses (and is hit.)

4. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and misses, he loses (and is hit.)

5. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and Offensive player closes the circle, trapping Victim's finger, then the Victim loses (and is hit.)

It is customary to playfully "wipe off the hit" after it is delivered. (Quick open hand brush on the bicep.)

There is no limit on the type of distraction allowed by the Offensive Player to draw attention to the signal. A good tactic is saying, "Hey, is this yours?" Or, "You oughta try one of these."

There is no limit on the number of times a day you can try this out. You'll find some people are "easy to get" and some people have good alertness and peripheral vision, "tougher to get."
Later on in the night, after we have a few pops in us, we'll end up playing The Circle Game.
by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005
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Beer Tour

The act of jumping into a vehicle with all of your buddies and a cooler full of ice cold beer, and driving around the countryside at any time of the day. This was more popular in the country where there are lots of open sideroads. The intent is to relax and enjoy each other's company, and indulge in a few cold ones. The driver is also encouraged to drink.

Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.
"Where are Jimmy and Jake and the rest of the boys?"

"They're out on beer tour."
by Time4SumAksion January 15, 2009
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Cheezies

A fatty, cheese flavoured snack, known in the states as "cheese doodles" or "cheese puffs" are lovingly called "cheezies" in Canada.
I grabbed a bag of cheezies and a 50 and settled in for the game.
by Time4SumAksion August 25, 2005
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