Time4SumAksion's definitions

Stage Diving

The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.

Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!

by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005

Con College

A school for Convicts. In other words: jail, clink, slammer, etc.

A term made popular by the character Jim Leahy on Trailer Park Boys.

Leahy: "Have fun in Con College, Ricky!"

Ricky: "F*ck you, Leahy."

by Time4SumAksion November 30, 2004

Burp'n Blow

The act of burping, and then blowing the exhaust in a specific direction, as you would cigarette smoke - with the intent of keeping the fumes away from someone. Often straight up, or to the side.

I did the Ol' Burp'n Blow, so you wouldn't smell it.

by Time4SumAksion May 9, 2005

Freezie

A cold treat akin to a popsicle. Freezies are made of a slushie-like juice that has been frozen in a long plastic wrapping. They come in many sizes, such as "jumbo," and the most popular brand in Canada bear(ed) the Mr. Freeze (pronounced "Free-zee") label.

Often, the best part about eating a Freezie was tipping the package upside-down and drinking the melted juice that was left at the bottom, when you'd finished eating the frozen part.

You could get a jumbo Freezie for, like, 50 cents at the ball park when I was a kid.

by Time4SumAksion October 10, 2005

More Gay

A term used to describe the "gayer" of two faggots involved in homosexual intercourse. Some argue that the receiver (catcher) is most gay, while others side with the giver (pitcher.)

A definitive answer has yet to be determined.

George: I’m not going to say it again, god damn it - the one taking it is more gay!
Sam: George, you’re wrong. The guy performing the act is gayer.

James: But what if you’re lying in a ditch, and someone comes up from behind you…

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005

The Bigs

The big leagues, specifically the MLB.

Sanchez isn't ready for the bigs, yet.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Soft C

Short for "softcore." Soft C movies contain titillating simulated sex scenes, and only show partial nudity. The imagery found in Playboy magazine is also considered Soft C, or softcore.

Jim: What're ya watching?

Jack: Satellite Soft C.

by Time4SumAksion June 20, 2006