Another term for a strip club.
In Canada, strippers are known as rippers.
Dwayne, meet me at the ripper bar.
Did you see that girl ripping at Whiskey's the other night? She was stacked.
Verb: To milk a cow.
Jim has to get up at 6:00 am each morning to pull tits.
An in-dash breathalizer that is now required by law, in Ontario, to be installed in all DUI
offender's vehicles, once they have served their license suspension.
The offender must blow into the device every time the car is started. If there is any alcohol in the offender's blood stream, the car will not start.
Dick had to spend $1000 to have a Blow-N-Go put in his car.
Having an erect penis when standing up and/or walking/running. The results are usually highly visible and embarrassing. (See pitch a tent
Our secretary is so f*cking hot that she gives me wood all the time. She caught me with a walking hard-on the other day. I was so embarrassed.
A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi
) Fifty percent of a Hard-On.
A "bulge in the pants," as it were.
I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.
A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.
Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!
At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.
Usually two feet high, and on a angle.
The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.
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