Time4SumAksion's definitions
Known as a Champagne Room in the States, a VIP Room is the back room in any Canadian strip club where you receive private dances from strippers. The dancers appear fully nude, and give a "full contact," or "interactive" VIP dance. (Twenty bucks a song.) The quality of the dance (i.e. how much the girl will let you "get away with") may vary. See Mileage.
Barbie talked me back into the VIP Room for a quick dance. Six songs later, and I was out $120 bucks.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

A term used to describe the "gayer" of two faggots involved in homosexual intercourse. Some argue that the receiver (catcher) is most gay, while others side with the giver (pitcher.)
A definitive answer has yet to be determined.
A definitive answer has yet to be determined.
George: I’m not going to say it again, god damn it - the one taking it is more gay!
Sam: George, you’re wrong. The guy performing the act is gayer.
James: But what if you’re lying in a ditch, and someone comes up from behind you…
Sam: George, you’re wrong. The guy performing the act is gayer.
James: But what if you’re lying in a ditch, and someone comes up from behind you…
by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005

A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.
See, also: Mileage
See, also: Mileage
Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?
Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

Acronym for "No Fucking Around."
by Time4SumAksion November 26, 2004

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by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
by Time4SumAksion June 11, 2006
