Time4SumAksion's definitions

Smoke Break

Addicted cigarette smokers need regular smoke breaks each day to quell nic fits. See also: nicotene break.

Jack: Hey, John - wanna go for a smoke break...?

John: Sure.

Irritated co-worker: I think I should take up smoking. That way, I'd get a ten minute break from work every f*cking hour...!

by Time4SumAksion April 9, 2006

Undergotchies

Underwear.

See also: Gitch

Dang, Tammy left her undergotchies in my washroom - and my girlfriend found them...!

by Time4SumAksion May 9, 2005

Half-On

A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.

I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.

by Time4SumAksion September 22, 2005

Suck

"To suck" or "you suck" is derived from, or is a shortened form of "to suck dick" or "you suck dick." In effect, it is the equivalent of saying "that's gay" or "you're gay." (You suck dick, so therefore, you must be gay.) This, in turn, comes from the assumption that homosexuality is "wrong" or "bad." Therefore, if something "sucks" it is "bad."

Isn't it strange how widely accepted the term is? Everytime you hear someone say "that sucks" on TV, they are essentially saying "that sucks dick."

Lil' Timmy: Dave, you suck at hopescotch.
Dave: Frig off, Timmy - you are so gay.

by Time4SumAksion February 28, 2005

Jenny Craig's Day Off

I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.

Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.

by Time4SumAksion June 11, 2006

Buttertown

Buttertown is the gay district in any major city. In Toronto, Buttertown is at the intersection of Church & Wellesley, and runs a couple blocks North on Church St.

We walked through Buttertown Saturday night, just for the hell of it. We tricked Stan into going to the "Unity Barn," where he was promptly hit on by by 3 flaming homosexuals.

by Time4SumAksion March 7, 2005

Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.

Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005