Time4SumAksion's definitions

Con College

A school for Convicts. In other words: jail, clink, slammer, etc.

A term made popular by the character Jim Leahy on Trailer Park Boys.

Leahy: "Have fun in Con College, Ricky!"

Ricky: "F*ck you, Leahy."

by Time4SumAksion November 30, 2004

30-30

A large calibre hunting rifle.

Yo, man - that 30-30 packs a punch.

by Time4SumAksion April 4, 2005

Cheaty Cheaterton

A low-down, dirty, rotten cheater.

Timmy looked at my answers during the math test. He's a Cheaty Cheaterton.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

NFA

Acronym for "No Fucking Around."

Dwayne: "Enough of this dilly-dallying. Let's get to the bar. NFA."

by Time4SumAksion November 26, 2004

VIP Room

Known as a Champagne Room in the States, a VIP Room is the back room in any Canadian strip club where you receive private dances from strippers. The dancers appear fully nude, and give a "full contact," or "interactive" VIP dance. (Twenty bucks a song.) The quality of the dance (i.e. how much the girl will let you "get away with") may vary. See Mileage.

Barbie talked me back into the VIP Room for a quick dance. Six songs later, and I was out $120 bucks.

by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

VIP Dance

A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.

See, also: Mileage

Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?

Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.

by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

Stage Diving

The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.

Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!

by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005