Time4SumAksion's definitions

Pervert's Row

Pervert's Row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. The view is incredible. It provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.

Pervert's Row was full so we had to sit at the back of the bar. I couldn't see a f*cking thing.

by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005

Smoke Break

Addicted cigarette smokers need regular smoke breaks each day to quell nic fits. See also: nicotene break.

Jack: Hey, John - wanna go for a smoke break...?

John: Sure.

Irritated co-worker: I think I should take up smoking. That way, I'd get a ten minute break from work every f*cking hour...!

by Time4SumAksion April 9, 2006

Dick Out

When teeing off during a game of golf, if a male fails to hit his ball past the ladies tee blocks, he must open his fly and let he penis hang out in full view for the remainder of the hole.

I had three dick outs last Saturday. How embarrassing.

by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005

Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Sneeze Guard

At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.

Usually two feet high, and on a angle.

The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.

by Time4SumAksion November 24, 2004

Poo Legs

An uncomfortable sensation experienced by some when they need to make a bowel movement.

Barry had the poo legs, so we pulled into the nearest gas station.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Baby Glow

The mild buzz you feel after drinking one or two beers. This usually occurs when you haven't consumed alcohol for some period of time. (i.e. More than a couple days.) Also called a Baby Buzz.

That Carlsberg gave me a nice baby glow. I think I'm gonna have a few more.

by Time4SumAksion April 16, 2006