Time4SumAksion's definitions
Pervert's Row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. The view is incredible. It provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.
by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005
Get the Pervert's Rowmug. Addicted cigarette smokers need regular smoke breaks each day to quell nic fits. See also: nicotene break.
Jack: Hey, John - wanna go for a smoke break...?
John: Sure.
Irritated co-worker: I think I should take up smoking. That way, I'd get a ten minute break from work every f*cking hour...!
John: Sure.
Irritated co-worker: I think I should take up smoking. That way, I'd get a ten minute break from work every f*cking hour...!
by Time4SumAksion April 9, 2006
Get the Smoke Breakmug. Some families hang a Christsicle above their kitchen table and pray real hard for their balogna sandwiches.
by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005
Get the Christsiclemug. "Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to teabagging, where a male will drape his testicles across the bridge of another person's nose. The "victim" is often inebriated, unconscious, or in an otherwise compromising position.
I was scared that if I dipped my nuts in Tim's mouth that he'd clamp down on them like a fox in a leg trap. So, I took the safe root and just went Balls Across the Nose. Don't worry, it was just as funny - and we got pictures.
by Time4SumAksion February 1, 2007
Get the Balls Across the Nosemug. A game of peripheral vision, trickery and motor skills.
The game starts out when the Offensive Player creates a circle with their thumb and forefinger, not unlike an "A-Okay" signal, somewhere below his waist.
His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.
Rules:
1. The Offensive Player's hand must be below his waist.
2. The Victim should attempt to see the circle without looking down. In other words, by peripheral vision, the Victim realizes there is a circle-hand event occurring. The Victim has two possible methods to win the game:
a. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim stares the Offensive Player in the eye and says, "I'm not going to look at that." (or words to that effect.)
b. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim quickly pokes his index finger through the Offensive Player's circle-hand display. If he can poke inside and break the circle, HE wins, and gets to hit the Offensive player in the bicep. This action requires excellent motor skills (to poke the circle without actually looking directly at it.)
3. If the Victim looks at the circle, he loses (and is hit.)
4. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and misses, he loses (and is hit.)
5. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and Offensive player closes the circle, trapping Victim's finger, then the Victim loses (and is hit.)
It is customary to playfully "wipe off the hit" after it is delivered. (Quick open hand brush on the bicep.)
There is no limit on the type of distraction allowed by the Offensive Player to draw attention to the signal. A good tactic is saying, "Hey, is this yours?" Or, "You oughta try one of these."
There is no limit on the number of times a day you can try this out. You'll find some people are "easy to get" and some people have good alertness and peripheral vision, "tougher to get."
The game starts out when the Offensive Player creates a circle with their thumb and forefinger, not unlike an "A-Okay" signal, somewhere below his waist.
His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.
Rules:
1. The Offensive Player's hand must be below his waist.
2. The Victim should attempt to see the circle without looking down. In other words, by peripheral vision, the Victim realizes there is a circle-hand event occurring. The Victim has two possible methods to win the game:
a. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim stares the Offensive Player in the eye and says, "I'm not going to look at that." (or words to that effect.)
b. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim quickly pokes his index finger through the Offensive Player's circle-hand display. If he can poke inside and break the circle, HE wins, and gets to hit the Offensive player in the bicep. This action requires excellent motor skills (to poke the circle without actually looking directly at it.)
3. If the Victim looks at the circle, he loses (and is hit.)
4. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and misses, he loses (and is hit.)
5. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and Offensive player closes the circle, trapping Victim's finger, then the Victim loses (and is hit.)
It is customary to playfully "wipe off the hit" after it is delivered. (Quick open hand brush on the bicep.)
There is no limit on the type of distraction allowed by the Offensive Player to draw attention to the signal. A good tactic is saying, "Hey, is this yours?" Or, "You oughta try one of these."
There is no limit on the number of times a day you can try this out. You'll find some people are "easy to get" and some people have good alertness and peripheral vision, "tougher to get."
by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005
Get the The Circle Gamemug. The act of jumping into a vehicle with all of your buddies and a cooler full of ice cold beer, and driving around the countryside at any time of the day. This was more popular in the country where there are lots of open sideroads. The intent is to relax and enjoy each other's company, and indulge in a few cold ones. The driver is also encouraged to drink.
Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.
Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.
by Time4SumAksion January 15, 2009
Get the Beer Tourmug. The act of burping, and then blowing the exhaust in a specific direction, as you would cigarette smoke - with the intent of keeping the fumes away from someone. Often straight up, or to the side.
by Time4SumAksion May 9, 2005
Get the Burp'n Blowmug.