Time4SumAksion's definitions

VIP Dance

A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.

See, also: Mileage

Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?

Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.

by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

Sneeze Guard

At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.

Usually two feet high, and on a angle.

The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.

by Time4SumAksion November 24, 2004

Vay-kay

Short for "vacation."

Yes, just three more days until Vay-kay!! F*ckin' alright!

by Time4SumAksion December 28, 2005

The Bigs

The big leagues, specifically the MLB.

Sanchez isn't ready for the bigs, yet.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Soft C

Short for "softcore." Soft C movies contain titillating simulated sex scenes, and only show partial nudity. The imagery found in Playboy magazine is also considered Soft C, or softcore.

Jim: What're ya watching?

Jack: Satellite Soft C.

by Time4SumAksion June 20, 2006

Gerbal Chaser

A male homosexual who plays the role of the pitcher during anal sex.

Richie enjoys the feeling of gerbals tickling his rectum. Spencer, his partner, likes to f*ck that rectum. He's a gerbal chaser.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Burning Asshole

A fiery sphincter brought on by eating spicy food. More commonly known as Ring Of Fire.

I couldn't sit down for ten minutes after that spicy sh*t, because I had burning asshole.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005