Deck Shoes

A style of shoe that somehow became the standard in casual footwear for young men and teenagers in my area (rural Southwestern Ontario) in the early '90's.

Country folk often make questionable fashion choices. The "deck shoe" was a prime example.

by Time4SumAksion September 05, 2005

Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Ripper Bar

Another term for a strip club.

In Canada, strippers are known as rippers.

Dwayne, meet me at the ripper bar.

Did you see that girl ripping at Whiskey's the other night? She was stacked.

by Time4SumAksion August 01, 2004

Walking Hard-On

Having an erect penis when standing up and/or walking/running. The results are usually highly visible and embarrassing. (See pitch a tent.)

Our secretary is so f*cking hot that she gives me wood all the time. She caught me with a walking hard-on the other day. I was so embarrassed.

by Time4SumAksion May 17, 2006

Sneeze Guard

At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.

Usually two feet high, and on a angle.

The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.

by Time4SumAksion November 24, 2004

Half-On

A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.

I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.

by Time4SumAksion September 22, 2005

Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."

That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.

by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004