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A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.
Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!
by Time4SumAksion May 11, 2005
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The term used to describe a penis so large it could choke a donkey.
If you want to feel good about yourself, don't stand next to Jarrod when you pee; that man's got a donkey choker.
by Disto January 07, 2011
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To insert a large dip of smokeless tobacco in one's lower lip.
Jeremy: Damn dude, after all this school work I'm ready to throw in a donkey choker.
Corey: I've had one in the whole class.
by HappyGilmores3W March 14, 2011
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