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1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train
"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II
by mr hankie June 14, 2006
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To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's
The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.
by Mr B. Igcock April 02, 2012
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An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.
There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.
by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017
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