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slow code

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.
The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.
by Teratogen July 5, 2011
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germcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.
by Teratogen October 16, 2012
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jelly trout

the vagina
I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!
by Teratogen December 4, 2010
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vagina owner

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!
by Teratogen July 20, 2010
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tits flying

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
by Teratogen December 25, 2011
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breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.
My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!
by Teratogen August 23, 2011
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chernobyl chicken

We went to lunch in Chinatown DC and ordered chernobyl chicken.
by Teratogen April 24, 2011
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