38 definitions by Teratogen

A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.
When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.
by Teratogen January 12, 2012

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Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.
My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!
by Teratogen August 20, 2011

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Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.
The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.
by Teratogen July 04, 2011

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Poetic name for the vagina.
I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!
by Teratogen May 19, 2011

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masturbation
My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.
by Teratogen April 10, 2011

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When you are blacked out drunk asleep and you get up, still asleep, and pee all over everything but the urinal.
My boyfriend sleep peed all over my bed!
by Teratogen August 15, 2010

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The fat found on a fat human being.
Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?
by Teratogen September 29, 2013

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