Teratogen's definitions

toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

by Teratogen September 4, 2013

vodka tampon

A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.

When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.

by Teratogen January 16, 2012

cherry bomber

Fill a glass with ice. Add a stiff shot of brandy. Top off with cherry Coca Cola. Voila! Cherry Bomber!

Wow, that cherry bomber really slaked my thirst!

by Teratogen July 23, 2010

rape my lizard

An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")

Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!

by Teratogen December 11, 2011

comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 26, 2011

magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

weinergate

Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.

Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!

by Teratogen December 8, 2011