Teratogen's definitions

germcare

childcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.

by Teratogen October 16, 2012

slow code

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.

The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.

by Teratogen July 5, 2011

jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 4, 2010

vagina owner

a woman

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!

by Teratogen July 20, 2010

breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

by Teratogen August 23, 2011

wild freight

Freight that has lost its paperwork, so nobody knows where it is going. (Roadway.)

We have a box of wild freight on this truck!

by Teratogen October 8, 2010

chernobyl chicken

lemon chicken

We went to lunch in Chinatown DC and ordered chernobyl chicken.

by Teratogen April 24, 2011