A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.
by Teratogen January 13, 2012
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
by Teratogen May 09, 2011
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
by Teratogen December 21, 2011
by Teratogen October 07, 2010
The kids had a big house party while we were away for the weekend and they got into the liquor. We need a liquor lock!
by Teratogen February 03, 2012
I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!
by Teratogen May 26, 2012