Teratogen's definitions

germcare

childcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.

by Teratogen October 16, 2012

star stuff

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.

We are made of star stuff.

by Teratogen September 15, 2010

merrybirthaversary

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.

I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!

by Teratogen December 28, 2012

stuff face

to eat

I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.

by Teratogen April 24, 2012

ansi standard pizza

hacker term for mushroom and pepperoni pizza (ansi stands for American National Standards Institute.)

It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!

by Teratogen November 23, 2010

wild freight

Freight that has lost its paperwork, so nobody knows where it is going. (Roadway.)

We have a box of wild freight on this truck!

by Teratogen October 8, 2010

soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 28, 2011