Teratogen's definitions

tits flying

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.

I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.

by Teratogen December 25, 2011

trolled by my ovaries

When a woman gets pregnant and it turns out to be twins (or n-tuplets) instead of a single baby.

I just got back from my ob-gyn and she says I have triplets! I have been trolled by my ovaries!

by Teratogen October 31, 2010

chernobyl chicken

lemon chicken

We went to lunch in Chinatown DC and ordered chernobyl chicken.

by Teratogen April 24, 2011

laffyhahas

The giggles.

Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

antsy in the pantsy

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.

My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!

by Teratogen June 2, 2011

willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.

I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!

by Teratogen November 5, 2012

vagina owner

a woman

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!

by Teratogen July 20, 2010