Urban Dictionary: Author Teratogen

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comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 03, 2011

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famine padding

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

by Teratogen September 29, 2013

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hail sale

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".

After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.

by Teratogen August 22, 2013

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toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

by Teratogen August 03, 2013

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12.

stuff face

to eat

I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.

by Teratogen February 19, 2012

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13.

soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 10, 2011

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14.

nut warts

genital warts

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend the other week and now I have nut warts!

by Teratogen December 08, 2010

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