creatolution

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.

I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION

by Teratogen February 07, 2013

soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 10, 2011

ansi standard pizza

hacker term for mushroom and pepperoni pizza (ansi stands for American National Standards Institute.)

It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!

by Teratogen November 21, 2010

magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 26, 2011

jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 03, 2010

laffyhahas

The giggles.

Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.

by Teratogen June 25, 2011

quivering clam of love

Poetic name for the vagina.

I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!

by Teratogen May 19, 2011