Teratogen's definitions

magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

rape my lizard

An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")

Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!

by Teratogen December 11, 2011

kerschmeel

The whole kerschmeel is the whole ball of wax, the whole enchilada, the whole shebang, the whole nine yards!

This rave is whole kerschmeel!

by Teratogen March 6, 2012

chernobyl chicken

lemon chicken

We went to lunch in Chinatown DC and ordered chernobyl chicken.

by Teratogen April 24, 2011

tits flying

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.

I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.

by Teratogen December 25, 2011

trolled by my ovaries

When a woman gets pregnant and it turns out to be twins (or n-tuplets) instead of a single baby.

I just got back from my ob-gyn and she says I have triplets! I have been trolled by my ovaries!

by Teratogen October 31, 2010

toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

by Teratogen September 4, 2013