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famine padding

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?
by Teratogen September 29, 2013
mugGet the famine paddingmug.

quivering clam of love

Poetic name for the vagina.
I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!
by Teratogen June 12, 2011
mugGet the quivering clam of lovemug.

ke ke te huru huru

Polynesian for "heave ho", from the book Kon-Tiki, by Thor Heyerdahl.
by Teratogen August 8, 2010
mugGet the ke ke te huru hurumug.

trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
mugGet the trashaniummug.

stuff face

to eat
I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.
by Teratogen April 24, 2012
mugGet the stuff facemug.

ansi standard pizza

hacker term for mushroom and pepperoni pizza (ansi stands for American National Standards Institute.)
It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!
by Teratogen November 23, 2010
mugGet the ansi standard pizzamug.

vodka tampon

A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.
When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.
by Teratogen January 16, 2012
mugGet the vodka tamponmug.

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