Teratogen's definitions

magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

kerschmeel

The whole kerschmeel is the whole ball of wax, the whole enchilada, the whole shebang, the whole nine yards!

This rave is whole kerschmeel!

by Teratogen March 6, 2012

toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

by Teratogen September 4, 2013

merrybirthaversary

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.

I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!

by Teratogen December 28, 2012

star stuff

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.

We are made of star stuff.

by Teratogen September 15, 2010

germcare

childcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.

by Teratogen October 16, 2012

hail sale

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".

After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.

by Teratogen August 25, 2013