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rape my lizard

An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")
Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!
by Teratogen December 11, 2011
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weinergate

Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
by Teratogen December 8, 2011
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magnificent pontoons of love

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!
by Teratogen June 28, 2011
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bedlock

We are not married, but we are in bedlock.
by Teratogen June 15, 2009
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germcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.
by Teratogen October 16, 2012
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slow code

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.
The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.
by Teratogen July 5, 2011
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trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
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