Teratogen's definitions

cherry bomber

Fill a glass with ice. Add a stiff shot of brandy. Top off with cherry Coca Cola. Voila! Cherry Bomber!

Wow, that cherry bomber really slaked my thirst!

by Teratogen July 23, 2010

weinergate

Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.

Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!

by Teratogen December 8, 2011

tits flying

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.

I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.

by Teratogen December 25, 2011

hail sale

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".

After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.

by Teratogen August 25, 2013

trolled by my ovaries

When a woman gets pregnant and it turns out to be twins (or n-tuplets) instead of a single baby.

I just got back from my ob-gyn and she says I have triplets! I have been trolled by my ovaries!

by Teratogen October 31, 2010

magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

bedlock

Living together outside of marriage.

We are not married, but we are in bedlock.

by Teratogen June 15, 2009