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38 definitions by Teratogen

 
1.
The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.
We are made of star stuff.
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
 
2.
Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.
Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
by Teratogen June 11, 2011
 
3.
The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
by Teratogen May 08, 2011
 
4.
When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.
I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!
by Teratogen December 28, 2012
 
5.
A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
by Teratogen December 21, 2011
 
6.
An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")
Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!
by Teratogen June 12, 2011
 
7.
Poetic name for the vagina.
I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!
by Teratogen May 19, 2011