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merrybirthaversary

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.
I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!
by Teratogen December 28, 2012
mugGet the merrybirthaversarymug.

star stuff

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.
We are made of star stuff.
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
mugGet the star stuffmug.

slow code

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.
The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.
by Teratogen July 5, 2011
mugGet the slow codemug.

bedlock

We are not married, but we are in bedlock.
by Teratogen June 15, 2009
mugGet the bedlockmug.

trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
mugGet the trashaniummug.

breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.
My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!
by Teratogen August 23, 2011
mugGet the breast birchingmug.

germcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.
by Teratogen October 16, 2012
mugGet the germcaremug.

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