Teratogen's definitions

chiclone

A powerful storm of the midwestern United States comparable to a hurricane.

The chiclone snapped trees and power poles all over Chicagoland.

by Teratogen October 27, 2010

soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 28, 2011

sleep pee

When you are blacked out drunk asleep and you get up, still asleep, and pee all over everything but the urinal.

My boyfriend sleep peed all over my bed!

by Teratogen August 15, 2010

breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

by Teratogen August 23, 2011

vagina owner

a woman

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!

by Teratogen July 20, 2010

jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 4, 2010

ansi standard pizza

hacker term for mushroom and pepperoni pizza (ansi stands for American National Standards Institute.)

It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!

by Teratogen November 23, 2010