Teratogen's definitions

trolled by my ovaries

When a woman gets pregnant and it turns out to be twins (or n-tuplets) instead of a single baby.

I just got back from my ob-gyn and she says I have triplets! I have been trolled by my ovaries!

by Teratogen October 31, 2010

hail sale

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".

After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.

by Teratogen August 25, 2013

vagina owner

a woman

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!

by Teratogen July 20, 2010

creatolution

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.

I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION

by Teratogen February 6, 2013

slow code

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.

The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.

by Teratogen July 5, 2011

germcare

childcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.

by Teratogen October 16, 2012

chernobyl chicken

lemon chicken

We went to lunch in Chinatown DC and ordered chernobyl chicken.

by Teratogen April 24, 2011