Teratogen's definitions

breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

by Teratogen August 23, 2011

tits flying

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.

I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.

by Teratogen December 25, 2011

sleep pee

When you are blacked out drunk asleep and you get up, still asleep, and pee all over everything but the urinal.

My boyfriend sleep peed all over my bed!

by Teratogen August 15, 2010

germcare

childcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.

by Teratogen October 16, 2012

slow code

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.

The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.

by Teratogen July 5, 2011

hail sale

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".

After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.

by Teratogen August 25, 2013

creatolution

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.

I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION

by Teratogen February 6, 2013