Teratogen's definitions

antsy in the pantsy

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.

My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!

by Teratogen June 2, 2011

toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

by Teratogen September 4, 2013

vodka tampon

A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.

When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.

by Teratogen January 16, 2012

bedlock

Living together outside of marriage.

We are not married, but we are in bedlock.

by Teratogen June 15, 2009

nut warts

genital warts

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend the other week and now I have nut warts!

by Teratogen December 9, 2010

vagina owner

a woman

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!

by Teratogen July 20, 2010

jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 4, 2010