Teratogen's definitions

soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 28, 2011

chiclone

A powerful storm of the midwestern United States comparable to a hurricane.

The chiclone snapped trees and power poles all over Chicagoland.

by Teratogen October 27, 2010

vagina owner

a woman

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!

by Teratogen July 20, 2010

breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

by Teratogen August 23, 2011

antsy in the pantsy

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.

My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!

by Teratogen June 2, 2011

willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.

I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!

by Teratogen November 5, 2012

liquor lock

A lock that locks up a liquor cabinet in a house so the kids/teens can't get to the liquor.

The kids had a big house party while we were away for the weekend and they got into the liquor. We need a liquor lock!

by Teratogen March 6, 2012