vodka tampon

A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.
When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.
by Teratogen January 13, 2012
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hail sale

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".
After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.
by Teratogen August 23, 2013
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trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
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trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
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willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.
I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!
by Teratogen May 26, 2012
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comatoasted

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
by Teratogen May 03, 2011
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toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.
I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.
by Teratogen August 03, 2013
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