Teratogen's definitions

wild freight

Freight that has lost its paperwork, so nobody knows where it is going. (Roadway.)

We have a box of wild freight on this truck!

by Teratogen October 8, 2010

slow code

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.

The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.

by Teratogen July 5, 2011

star stuff

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.

We are made of star stuff.

by Teratogen September 15, 2010

merrybirthaversary

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.

I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!

by Teratogen December 28, 2012

antsy in the pantsy

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.

My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!

by Teratogen June 2, 2011

willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.

I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!

by Teratogen November 5, 2012

stuff face

to eat

I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.

by Teratogen April 24, 2012