tits flying

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.

I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.

by Teratogen December 25, 2011

laffyhahas

The giggles.

Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

wild freight

Freight that has lost its paperwork, so nobody knows where it is going. (Roadway.)

We have a box of wild freight on this truck!

by Teratogen October 8, 2010

kerschmeel

The whole kerschmeel is the whole ball of wax, the whole enchilada, the whole shebang, the whole nine yards!

This rave is whole kerschmeel!

by Teratogen March 6, 2012

liquor lock

A lock that locks up a liquor cabinet in a house so the kids/teens can't get to the liquor.

The kids had a big house party while we were away for the weekend and they got into the liquor. We need a liquor lock!

by Teratogen March 6, 2012

star stuff

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.

We are made of star stuff.

by Teratogen September 15, 2010

germcare

childcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.

by Teratogen October 16, 2012