Teratogen's definitions

chiclone

A powerful storm of the midwestern United States comparable to a hurricane.

The chiclone snapped trees and power poles all over Chicagoland.

by Teratogen October 27, 2010

vagina owner

a woman

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!

by Teratogen July 20, 2010

jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 4, 2010

breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

by Teratogen August 23, 2011

sleep pee

When you are blacked out drunk asleep and you get up, still asleep, and pee all over everything but the urinal.

My boyfriend sleep peed all over my bed!

by Teratogen August 15, 2010

willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.

I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!

by Teratogen November 5, 2012

laffyhahas

The giggles.

Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.

by Teratogen June 28, 2011