Teratogen's definitions

breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

by Teratogen August 23, 2011

soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 28, 2011

chiclone

A powerful storm of the midwestern United States comparable to a hurricane.

The chiclone snapped trees and power poles all over Chicagoland.

by Teratogen October 27, 2010