Teratogen's definitions

vodka tampon

A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.

When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.

by Teratogen January 16, 2012

creatolution

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.

I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION

by Teratogen February 6, 2013

sleep pee

When you are blacked out drunk asleep and you get up, still asleep, and pee all over everything but the urinal.

My boyfriend sleep peed all over my bed!

by Teratogen August 15, 2010