TIm's definitions

light urple

One of two non-existant colors that contestants on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy thought to be a correct question for the answer "Colors that end in urple". See also urple

"I hope that box of crayons isn't missing its light urple"

by Tim December 22, 2003

socialism

I liberal's utopian world

socialism will never work

by tim July 22, 2003

goots

of hispanic lineage.

"Powell is goots!"

by tim May 7, 2005

white rabbit

One of the many mistical figures that leads you into a hole of psychological discovery. Sometimes related to using psychedelic drugs like lsd, but also used in hypnosis and meditation to reach a desired destination (such as a different level of consciousness or location) The main verb attached to the white rabbit is to follow.

Follow the white rabbit.

by tim March 20, 2004

BLinkers

To put the Blinkers on some1 Means to knock them out.

Yo ima bout to but the Blinkers on this cat.

by Tim September 3, 2004

hello you

a moron asdfadfs afdafdaf f
stop requiring all fields to be filled in

hello you is a moron

by Tim December 2, 2003

William Hung

guy who can't sing whom got a record contract. he usually screws up the lyrics, and isn't original in any of his songs, for he never wrote one of his own songs.

She Bangs: Ricky Martin
I Believe I can fly: R. Kelly or me first and the gimmes
YMCA: the village people
Can you feel the love tonight: Elton john

by Tim August 17, 2004