TIm's definitions

slighted

To be fooled or wronged by a sow.

I liked that sow a lot but she fucking slighted me.

by Tim January 19, 2004

penis dance

the art of getting an erection

im getting so horny i that im having a penis dance

by tim February 21, 2005

Rill

Verb: To fuck someone. Typically performed directly in the ass using a banana touched by the great KOKO.

If you don't stop teaching biochem I'm going to rill you in your ear you strumpet.

by Tim February 23, 2004

Kiteing

When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapping sound. it also resembles a flying kite while it is foreward.

Tim was kiteing

by Tim January 16, 2004

911

1) A British boyband
2) Porsche automobile
3) September 11, 2001

1) 911 sang some of the finest music in the whole world during the late 1990's like "Love Sensation" which got included in the Casper the Friendly Ghost OST starring Christina Ricci.

2) Porsche 911 is the flagship model of Porsche and comes in many variants like the 415-Horsepower 911 Turbo

3) Although putting a slash between the 9 and 11 would make more sense, people just write "9/11" without the slash; otherwise, it is the darkest day in American history since Pearl Harbor

by Tim April 5, 2004

baner

an arabian, terrorist, towelhead.

watch out, that baner might have a bomb in his backpack!

by tim December 12, 2003

rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

by Tim November 15, 2003