| 1. | "im not gay" hug | ||
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When two men, having a mutual respect for each other, give one another a hug and pat on the back, usually, three times in rapid succession. "pat... pat... pat" which translates to "im... not... gay" I hadn't seen my friend in so long i hugged him, but i didn't want to seem gay so i have him the "Im not gay" hug.
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| 2. | No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis | ||
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Used when your saying your not gay. Bob:"fuck you!"
you:"No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis" |
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| 3. | I'm not gay urinal | ||
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the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.
guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two? |
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| 4. | Ebenezer | ||
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A person that resembles "Gay" but denies it. Only God knows. Ebenezer: ps IM NOT GAY. fuck whoever pmed aaron saying im gay just fuck yourself
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| 5. | I'm not gay, but | ||
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Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual. Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."
Steve: "...dude..." Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night." |
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| 6. | Im not gay seat | ||
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A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together. "This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"
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| 7. | PTTDID | ||
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pussy to the day i die
meaning not gay and never will be EVER dude im not doing that im PTTDID
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