TIm's definitions

Fsagtot

A midget fag. Double owned...

you are a raging fsagtot

by Tim June 11, 2003

christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

Jigger

A black jew; e.g. Lenny Kravitz.

Lenny Kravitz is a half-jigger.

by tim November 25, 2003

Sloot

Any girl who puts out all the time, also known as a slut

That sloot fucked four guys last nite

by Tim February 13, 2003

avalar

A common term used for AOL users with one hand, no common sense, and a newbie.

He just pulled an Avalar.

by Tim November 8, 2004

sock

you put it on your foot...

i hate wearing socks, but its the cool thing to do!...now if only i was cool.

by tim October 22, 2003

fear before the march of flames

The best band in the world. They may as well just eat your soul.

Fear Before the March of Flames is about to go to your hometown...and eat your fucking soul.

by Tim September 4, 2004