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wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.
You've just been wet sealed!
by Tim April 3, 2005
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pro-choice

People who support human righs and the advancement of the human race.
Opposite of Pro-Life which is a Synonym for Moron
I'm so pro-choice I wish all pregnant women had abortions! Fuck your Christian standards!
by Tim June 28, 2003
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hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.
The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".
by tim August 20, 2004
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yankbadger

a stereotypical american, loves anything thats big pollutes the atmosphere and if it makes him fatter all the better, general retred
"that yankbadger built a car with a groundclearance of 5 feet
by tim January 6, 2005
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IPO

Intial pubic offering. the first time your girlfreind lets you shave her 'downstairs."
Dude, i toatally I-P-Oed this hippy chick last night!
by Tim April 26, 2004
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poopbutt

A sissy, a person/people with no game, a crybaby.
Man, leave that poopbutt alone!
by Tim August 6, 2003
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jugulate

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka
by Tim April 7, 2004
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