TIm's definitions

goots

of hispanic lineage.

"Powell is goots!"

by tim May 7, 2005

tridge

The coolest bridge in the ENTIRE WORLD. It has three legs. Seriously.

Midland, MI has a sweet tridge.

by Tim May 7, 2005

we know mason

phrase used to get access to places that normal people usually dont have access too

The man got into the club by saying "we know mason" to the bouncer

by Tim May 7, 2005

flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole

by TIm January 7, 2007

Apple Tax

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.

Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.

by Tim January 18, 2008

Two Timing Whore

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

by tim October 30, 2007

Dirty Blunderbuss

When a guy is giving it to a girl in the ass, and he pulls out and she gives him head.

I gave her a Dirty Blunderbuss last night.

by Tim September 12, 2007