TIm's definitions

shag

doin what momma taught you not to do. "the dirty"

Mom: smell my dirty butt hole

by tim December 24, 2003

jugular

The sensitive, vital part in the neck.

Dude, you just took one in the jugular!

Frank: You're crazy man, I like you, but you're crazy!

by tim May 2, 2006

Misha

A lil girl who thinks her sister is Jabba the Hutt, she hates her family and she luffs her dogs and her piggy Octopus!

"Misha is so cool!"

by Tim February 9, 2004

ROTFLMFAO

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

usually used in internet interaction, when someone says something funny.

Person 1:
I don't have to spellcheck eevrything

Person 2:
ROTFLMFAO

by tim December 29, 2002

theerichardsmart

A very loving and understanding individual who cares about others yet does not avoid the truth.

"Awwwww thats a real theerichardsmart"

by Tim April 10, 2004

cropped

To be so crippled (high) that you cannot move.

Jordan, you're so cropped

by Tim March 9, 2005

can pipe

A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.

Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.

by Tim March 13, 2003