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shit hammered

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night
by smitty September 17, 2003
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NED

Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted
what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"
by smitty August 15, 2004
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citiot

you live in a large city and go rough it camping in the woods. You are a citiot
by smitty April 28, 2004
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self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.
I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa
by Smitty February 24, 2003
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DWGN

Dirty White Girl Night - The code word used when you are around people who don't need to know that you are planning on hooking up with easy White girls for the evening.
Yo, Playa, this weekend we'll have DWGN on Friday and then go out to the Butt Naked on Saturday.
by Smitty February 24, 2003
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chatro'

contraction for Chatropolis.com

Chatropolis is a semi-free, XXX chat site that has some very depraved individuals and a wide collection of topical rooms to entertain them.

They're very old school with the scrolling Java text interface, scrolling conversations, incessant spam-bots, and 25 person per room limits. Some kind souls use these rooms to submit pornographic .jpgs and .gif for an impromptu slide show.
"I need mindbleach from talking to the perv's on Chatro'."

"Chatro' has rooms for most every perversion, except snuff."

"I wish that the newbies would learn to 'Privately Whisper' if they're going to send a one line come-on to every person in the room."
by Smitty May 23, 2008
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there/their

Homonyms which determine the I.Q. of the user.
There refers to a place.
Their is a possessive noun.

See also: you're/your
"There is a car" - Intelligent
"Their car is cool" - Intelligent
"There penis is small" - A fucktard.
"It's over their" - A fucktard.
by smitty October 20, 2003
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