Smitty's definitions

monkey

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

by smitty December 20, 2002

fatty

one who is grossly obese and has a mass that is real big ya heard me

Hey fatty you ate up all the snacks

by smitty May 6, 2004

citiot

an idiot from the city

you live in a large city and go rough it camping in the woods. You are a citiot

by smitty April 28, 2004

chatro'

contraction for Chatropolis.com

Chatropolis is a semi-free, XXX chat site that has some very depraved individuals and a wide collection of topical rooms to entertain them.

They're very old school with the scrolling Java text interface, scrolling conversations, incessant spam-bots, and 25 person per room limits. Some kind souls use these rooms to submit pornographic .jpgs and .gif for an impromptu slide show.

"I need mindbleach from talking to the perv's on Chatro'."

"Chatro' has rooms for most every perversion, except snuff."

"I wish that the newbies would learn to 'Privately Whisper' if they're going to send a one line come-on to every person in the room."

by Smitty May 23, 2008

self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

by Smitty February 24, 2003

DWGN

Dirty White Girl Night - The code word used when you are around people who don't need to know that you are planning on hooking up with easy White girls for the evening.

Yo, Playa, this weekend we'll have DWGN on Friday and then go out to the Butt Naked on Saturday.

by Smitty February 24, 2003

NED

Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted

what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"

by smitty August 15, 2004