Smitty's definitions

there/their

Homonyms which determine the I.Q. of the user.
There refers to a place.
Their is a possessive noun.

See also: you're/your

"There is a car" - Intelligent
"Their car is cool" - Intelligent
"There penis is small" - A fucktard.
"It's over their" - A fucktard.

by smitty October 20, 2003

self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

by Smitty February 24, 2003

thug thizzle

Doing your thang. Putting your mack down.

Playboy, I'm just out here doing my thug thizzle

by Smitty February 24, 2003

NED

Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted

what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"

by smitty August 15, 2004

monkey

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

by smitty December 20, 2002

gay basher

One who takes part in the bashing of the entire homosexual culture.

Hey I've got two gay basher friends.

by smitty May 6, 2004

bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

by Smitty February 24, 2003