Smitty's definitions

monkey

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

by smitty December 20, 2002

there/their

Homonyms which determine the I.Q. of the user.
There refers to a place.
Their is a possessive noun.

See also: you're/your

"There is a car" - Intelligent
"Their car is cool" - Intelligent
"There penis is small" - A fucktard.
"It's over their" - A fucktard.

by smitty October 20, 2003

lab

the starting and/or ending place before/after a night on the town

Let's head back to the lab and call it a night.

by Smitty February 24, 2003

sloth

a broadski that wheres too much makeup. often hangs around hockey rinks and is the rink managers daughter.

hey johnny i banged that sloth last night after the game

by smitty March 29, 2005

gay basher

One who takes part in the bashing of the entire homosexual culture.

Hey I've got two gay basher friends.

by smitty May 6, 2004

citiot

an idiot from the city

you live in a large city and go rough it camping in the woods. You are a citiot

by smitty April 28, 2004

shit hammered

getting really drunk

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night

by smitty September 17, 2003