Smitty's definitions

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 4, 2003

fatty

one who is grossly obese and has a mass that is real big ya heard me

Hey fatty you ate up all the snacks

by smitty May 6, 2004

ridonkulous

When something is beyond the description of ridiculous.

Mitch's theories and views of the world are ridonkulous!

by Smitty December 23, 2003

bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

by Smitty February 24, 2003

dry it up

means suck it up

Just dry it up and take out the trash

by smitty December 20, 2002

the hittler

While fucking a chick doggy style insert one finger into the asshole gently reach around and whipe just under the nose. Also known as the dirty sanchez.

I totaly gave your mom a phat ass hittler last night. She loved it.

by smitty September 17, 2003

Butt Naked

e.g. Strip Club

Fo ya Bachelor Party we are heading out to the Butt Naked, then back to the lab for the post game.

by Smitty February 24, 2003