Smitty's definitions

Lydelled

To have your porn confiscated by another.

Dude, I hate some sweet mpegs of japanese puke swapping whores, but my wife found and lydelled them.

by Smitty April 1, 2003

bong rips

smoking pot out of a bong

smitty is ripped he took like ten bong rips.

by smitty September 17, 2003

gay basher

One who takes part in the bashing of the entire homosexual culture.

Hey I've got two gay basher friends.

by smitty May 6, 2004

BMFH

Big Mother Fuckin Hooters

man she has some BMFH!

by Smitty May 23, 2003

monkey

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

by smitty December 20, 2002

sloth

a broadski that wheres too much makeup. often hangs around hockey rinks and is the rink managers daughter.

hey johnny i banged that sloth last night after the game

by smitty March 29, 2005

lab

the starting and/or ending place before/after a night on the town

Let's head back to the lab and call it a night.

by Smitty February 24, 2003