Smitty's definitions

Nitty

Nickname for the name "Anita"

Nitty (aka anita)is cool.

by Smitty December 23, 2002

DOUCHEBABBA

see "douche"
a hybrid of douche and Kulbabba

see "douche"

by Smitty June 4, 2003

Lydelled

To have your porn confiscated by another.

Dude, I hate some sweet mpegs of japanese puke swapping whores, but my wife found and lydelled them.

by Smitty April 1, 2003

bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

by Smitty February 24, 2003

ridonkulous

When something is beyond the description of ridiculous.

Mitch's theories and views of the world are ridonkulous!

by Smitty December 23, 2003

bong rips

smoking pot out of a bong

smitty is ripped he took like ten bong rips.

by smitty September 17, 2003

pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

by Smitty February 25, 2003