Smitty's definitions

Walleye

The condition of some chick who has one eye looking at you, and her other eye is looking at the wall. Kinda like being cross eyed except instead of the floating eye looking inward it looks outward.

Paris Hilton

by smitty January 6, 2004

any who

means the same as "any how"
Use in conversation when switching topics abruptly

Now what was I talking about.... any who, you want pizza

by smitty December 20, 2002

fdfd

A mumble of letters uttered when one's mouth is full.

Bill: you got food in ur mouth
Tom : amfdiojd fdfd

by Smitty July 28, 2004

lab

the starting and/or ending place before/after a night on the town

Let's head back to the lab and call it a night.

by Smitty February 24, 2003

sloth

a broadski that wheres too much makeup. often hangs around hockey rinks and is the rink managers daughter.

hey johnny i banged that sloth last night after the game

by smitty March 29, 2005

ridonkulous

When something is beyond the description of ridiculous.

Mitch's theories and views of the world are ridonkulous!

by Smitty December 23, 2003

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 4, 2003