Smitty's definitions

Cone-ing

the act of One person in a group craving ice cream so much that the say out loud, we need to do a cone-ing, then piling as many people in to your car and going to get Ice cream as fast as you can

It is time for a cone-ing!

by smitty August 15, 2004

shit hammered

getting really drunk

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night

by smitty September 17, 2003

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by smitty December 20, 2002

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 4, 2003

bangable

A standard a man uses when he's looking to have sex

Yeah she's ugly, Yeah she has big forehead, yes she's a hermaphrodite, but dude she's still bangable

by Smitty November 8, 2003

Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.

The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.

by Smitty March 29, 2005

Lydelled

To have your porn confiscated by another.

Dude, I hate some sweet mpegs of japanese puke swapping whores, but my wife found and lydelled them.

by Smitty April 1, 2003