Smitty's definitions

monkey

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

by smitty December 20, 2002

battletech

A game that was America's answer to the "giant mecha" craze in Japan. In it's original incarnation, it was a table top game played using painted pewter miniatures, dice, and pencil and paper. MechWarrior, originally, was the Role Playing Game in the same setting. The game and setting were produced by the FASA gaming company, which was later bought out by Microsoft so that they could license the setting for it's "MechWarrior" and "MechCommander" line of computer games. Microsoft promptly let the table top version die as they were unwilling to support anything that didn't involve a computer. The setting has since been licensed to WizKids Games who promptly turned it into a “Collectable/Tradable clicky figure” hobby game.

Battletech used to be fun, but this collectible bullshite is a sad ghost of it's former self.

by Smitty February 13, 2004

fatty

one who is grossly obese and has a mass that is real big ya heard me

Hey fatty you ate up all the snacks

by smitty May 6, 2004

any who

means the same as "any how"
Use in conversation when switching topics abruptly

Now what was I talking about.... any who, you want pizza

by smitty December 20, 2002

dry it up

means suck it up

Just dry it up and take out the trash

by smitty December 20, 2002

sloth

a broadski that wheres too much makeup. often hangs around hockey rinks and is the rink managers daughter.

hey johnny i banged that sloth last night after the game

by smitty March 29, 2005

lab

the starting and/or ending place before/after a night on the town

Let's head back to the lab and call it a night.

by Smitty February 24, 2003