Pastime carried out by females or males of the general public and or celebrities. The act of masturbation by a man or a woman thinking of a subject or persons being "topical"/ current i.e. in the news and or media at the time of the masturbation/wank act.
during the Wimbledon tennis tournament (2week period), if wanking in the morning, one might say:
"i woke up this morning and had a topical wank whilst thinking of Serena Williams nailing Tsvetana Pironkova with a strap on cock in a lesbian love fest.
"i bashed one out last night during the news to that Russian spy Anna Chapman. It was a deeply satisfying topical wank".
To be holding 2 simultaneous conversations with one person with 2 different topics
can be extended to Tri-topical and Quad-topical
person1- my burger is delicious
person2- have you heard of the band Paramore
person1- no sorry never heard of them
person2-yer these burgers are great
person1-we should eat here again
person2-i will let you borrow my Paramore CD
person1- man that was a n intense bi-topical conversation
|3.||Topical Ointment Boy|
Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.
Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?
As coined by comedian, Daniel Tosh, to take a "right-on-topical" is to lead a conversation so the listener thinks it's going in one direction, and then switching it at the last second. This term can also apply to plot twists.
Did you see Shutter Island? I thought I had it figured out until the very end when the plot took a right-on-topical.
A cream that is put on top of things. Usualy to cure a rash.
I used topical to treat my jock rash
A Topical Analgesic.
Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!
Acronym for What A Week It's Been For, typically used when summarising or commenting on topical events.
WAWIBF people who can't figure out simple acronyms.