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Definitions by Smitty

contraction for Chatropolis.com

Chatropolis is a semi-free, XXX chat site that has some very depraved individuals and a wide collection of topical rooms to entertain them.

They're very old school with the scrolling Java text interface, scrolling conversations, incessant spam-bots, and 25 person per room limits. Some kind souls use these rooms to submit pornographic .jpgs and .gif for an impromptu slide show.
"I need mindbleach from talking to the perv's on Chatro'."

"Chatro' has rooms for most every perversion, except snuff."

"I wish that the newbies would learn to 'Privately Whisper' if they're going to send a one line come-on to every person in the room."
chatro' by Smitty May 23, 2008

Danger Chode 

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.
The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.
Danger Chode by Smitty March 29, 2005
a broadski that wheres too much makeup. often hangs around hockey rinks and is the rink managers daughter.
hey johnny i banged that sloth last night after the game
sloth by smitty March 29, 2005
something that is humiliating yet extremely funny.
or
something that is outrageous and yet benefits you in a hilarious manner.
"man... thats soooo HotCarl"
HotCarl by Smitty October 19, 2004
Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted
what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"
NED by smitty August 15, 2004

Cone-ing 

the act of One person in a group craving ice cream so much that the say out loud, we need to do a cone-ing, then piling as many people in to your car and going to get Ice cream as fast as you can
It is time for a cone-ing!
Cone-ing by smitty August 15, 2004
A mumble of letters uttered when one's mouth is full.
Bill: you got food in ur mouth
Tom : amfdiojd fdfd
fdfd by Smitty July 28, 2004