Smitty's definitions

sloth

a broadski that wheres too much makeup. often hangs around hockey rinks and is the rink managers daughter.

hey johnny i banged that sloth last night after the game

by smitty March 29, 2005

lab

the starting and/or ending place before/after a night on the town

Let's head back to the lab and call it a night.

by Smitty February 24, 2003

gay basher

One who takes part in the bashing of the entire homosexual culture.

Hey I've got two gay basher friends.

by smitty May 6, 2004

HotCarl

something that is humiliating yet extremely funny.
or
something that is outrageous and yet benefits you in a hilarious manner.

"man... thats soooo HotCarl"

by Smitty October 19, 2004

the hittler

While fucking a chick doggy style insert one finger into the asshole gently reach around and whipe just under the nose. Also known as the dirty sanchez.

I totaly gave your mom a phat ass hittler last night. She loved it.

by smitty September 17, 2003

pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

by Smitty February 25, 2003

fatty

one who is grossly obese and has a mass that is real big ya heard me

Hey fatty you ate up all the snacks

by smitty May 6, 2004