Smitty's definitions

fdfd

A mumble of letters uttered when one's mouth is full.

Bill: you got food in ur mouth
Tom : amfdiojd fdfd

by Smitty July 28, 2004

any who

means the same as "any how"
Use in conversation when switching topics abruptly

Now what was I talking about.... any who, you want pizza

by smitty December 20, 2002

Walleye

The condition of some chick who has one eye looking at you, and her other eye is looking at the wall. Kinda like being cross eyed except instead of the floating eye looking inward it looks outward.

Paris Hilton

by smitty January 6, 2004

battletech

A game that was America's answer to the "giant mecha" craze in Japan. In it's original incarnation, it was a table top game played using painted pewter miniatures, dice, and pencil and paper. MechWarrior, originally, was the Role Playing Game in the same setting. The game and setting were produced by the FASA gaming company, which was later bought out by Microsoft so that they could license the setting for it's "MechWarrior" and "MechCommander" line of computer games. Microsoft promptly let the table top version die as they were unwilling to support anything that didn't involve a computer. The setting has since been licensed to WizKids Games who promptly turned it into a “Collectable/Tradable clicky figure” hobby game.

Battletech used to be fun, but this collectible bullshite is a sad ghost of it's former self.

by Smitty February 13, 2004

the hittler

While fucking a chick doggy style insert one finger into the asshole gently reach around and whipe just under the nose. Also known as the dirty sanchez.

I totaly gave your mom a phat ass hittler last night. She loved it.

by smitty September 17, 2003

HotCarl

something that is humiliating yet extremely funny.
or
something that is outrageous and yet benefits you in a hilarious manner.

"man... thats soooo HotCarl"

by Smitty October 19, 2004

dry it up

means suck it up

Just dry it up and take out the trash

by smitty December 20, 2002