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bangable

A standard a man uses when he's looking to have sex
Yeah she's ugly, Yeah she has big forehead, yes she's a hermaphrodite, but dude she's still bangable
by Smitty November 8, 2003
mugGet the bangablemug.

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"
to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!
by Smitty June 4, 2003
mugGet the douchmug.

sloth

a broadski that wheres too much makeup. often hangs around hockey rinks and is the rink managers daughter.
hey johnny i banged that sloth last night after the game
by smitty March 29, 2005
mugGet the slothmug.

lab

the starting and/or ending place before/after a night on the town
Let's head back to the lab and call it a night.
by Smitty February 24, 2003
mugGet the labmug.

gay basher

One who takes part in the bashing of the entire homosexual culture.
Hey I've got two gay basher friends.
by smitty May 6, 2004
mugGet the gay bashermug.

pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.
I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.
by Smitty February 25, 2003
mugGet the pre-game theatre (tay-aht)mug.

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