Sam is a Dick's definitions

LIGPIRL

Leet In Game, Pwned In Real Life.

In game Angrifier's level 70 orc mage was the terror of the noobs.

In real life he went to the hospital after trying to masturbate with raw chicken.

LIGPIRL!!

by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007

Hummer owner

The reason why gas prices are so high!

All Hummer owners should be sent to Iraq. They want the oil so bad they can get it their damned selves.

by Sam is a Dick April 3, 2007

internet

A series of tubes, definitely not a truck, intended for porn porn porn.

Ted Stevens from Alaska is the foremost expert on the internet.

by Sam is a Dick December 7, 2006

Virginia

A formerly southern state that sometimes likes to pretend it still is.

Contains a lot of invented nostalgia felt in a superficial way by people who were never part of the old culture.

Virginia is still a southern state the way a girl who takes it up the ass is still a virgin.

by Sam is a Dick October 3, 2007

walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.

Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

by Sam is a Dick May 23, 2007

drug free zone

Usually the place in town with the most drugs.

Man I'm all out of the good stuff, I'd better head to the drug free zone.

by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

Ann Coulter

Winner, ten years in a row, of the largest adam's apple contest.

That Ann Coulter is better hung than a horse, and uglier.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006