22 definitions by Phuqit

BILK

An acronym meaning: Bitch I'd Like to Kill

My ex-wife took me to the cleaners. What a BILK!

by Phuqit July 31, 2008

HUTA

Head Up The Ass syndrome. Living or acting (especially while driving) in such a way that any sane person would easily conclude that you've clearly got shit for brains.

1) Most drivers in Miami have an incurable case of HUTA; 2) "Pull your head out of your ass, dickweed, the view's nicer out here!" is commonly shouted at drivers with HUTA.

by Phuqit October 11, 2006

Dickweed

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.

My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.

by Phuqit October 11, 2006

Madcox

Pet nickname given to criminal defense lawyer/activist Russell Grayson, by his clients. A corruption of his courthouse nickname "Mad Dog."

If you don't give me that refund that I'm entitled to, I'm gonna sic Madcox on your ass!

by Phuqit December 5, 2011

Snot

(Adj.) The Luddite equivalent of spam. Designation for hard-copy junk mail: from "SN"ail n"OT" wanted.

When I get home from vacation my mailbox is stuffed with bills and snot.

by Phuqit March 6, 2010

Brainus

The word to describe the combined body part created when one shoves their head up their ass.

He's got NO I.Q., he's a walking brainus.

by Phuqit November 12, 2006

Gynophilic

(Adj.) Someone who believes that any candidate with a vagina is a GREAT choice for office by mere virtue of her gender. These fools often can be heard expressing their profoundly idiotic bias by statements such as: "It's just TIME that we elect a woman President," or some other witticism, qualifying them solely due to their owning a vagina. Antonym of misogynistic.

Any libtard jagoff who will vote for Hillary Clinton despite all her unethical & criminal misbehavior is just a GYNOPHILIC idiot who is just voting for her gonads.

by Phuqit January 7, 2017