Neil's definitions

Lexington Steele

Verb. A black man ("niggra" below Maryland) raping anything that moves...

"HRRRRAAAARRRRR!!!!"
"Oh shit, he Lexington Steeled her!!"

by neil March 4, 2005

NightKnight

NightKnight PWNS ALL. W00T W00T. He's really cool and listens to great music.

OMG NightKnight u are so 1337. Please buttzechs me!

by Neil May 30, 2004

slab

Much worse than a slob.

I can't believe you haven't had a shower in a week. You are such a slab!

by Neil February 28, 2005

Geezer

A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...

watch the film 'Lockstock and Two Smoking barrels'

by Neil January 8, 2005

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

domissary

An abode, commonly a member of the fungus Kingdom in which gnomes of the Skurdish family reside. Occasionally a site of extreme trippiness.

What is a domissary? Am I high?

by Neil April 17, 2004

legit

A shortened version of legitimate. Commonly used by wrestling fans who are "in the know" aka smarks. Made popular by Rob Feinstein, and copied by many. Its usage is considered 'dumb' by intelligent types.

Thats a legit shoot. I was legit marking out for that.

by neil June 27, 2004