Neil's definitions

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

Weak

weak- adj./ To suck.

Dude, this is weak.

by Neil December 23, 2003

lienrrrg

An ancient tiawanese slang word which quite simply translates into english as 'cool dude'. Can also have a seperate meaning 'amazing at scrabble'

'wow, i love you you lienrrrg!!'
'you won, your so lienrrrg!!!'

by Neil May 13, 2005

webxprt

A person who is fimiliar with the internet, it's functions, technologies, uses and best business practices.

A customer who purhcases a hosting account from webxprt.com is considered a webxprt, a savy Internet shopper.

by Neil December 3, 2003

chizafied

when one is inibriated to the point, that when there stumbeling through their front door their butt crack is hanging out.

matt was so chizafied that we finally found out where jimmy hoffa's body has been buried.

by Neil March 12, 2005

Aversion

The premier independent rock, punk and indie music website on the net.

Since pitchfork is using this site as advertising, Aversion might as well, too.

by Neil February 20, 2004

ram home

to put in ones anus

"i took out my dildo and rammed it home"

by Neil October 21, 2003