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champs

(n) To qualify something in a positive qualification.

(v) To do something cool, or worthy of props, such as hooking up with a hot girl.

(adj) something or someone that exemplifies the quality of champs, like a guy who just had a threesome.
This chronic is champs.

I champed her last night.

That's a champs White Castle burger.

Dude, you're a champ.
by Neil November 2, 2004
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rutali

TaTuLaL
also known as Glitsy
U stupid rutali >:O
by neil October 3, 2003
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go fargle

to fargle somebody. to have intercourse. sexual pleasure.
hey baby, fancy a go fargle?? ;) ;) ;)
by Neil November 15, 2004
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windy poo

to relieve ones self of excess methane in the digestive system
i windy pooed on your dads face.
by neil June 5, 2003
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hooptie

Any car that has been pimped out at the Wal*Mart high school car section. Such enhancements might include but are not limited to the following: a peeling do-it-yourself tint job, chain links around the license plate, plastic hubcaps (4.99 when they've been rolled back), racing pads covering the seatbelts, excessive use of window decals, a sound system right out of the Wal*Mart electronics section, an overly aggressive after market spoiler.
Look at Freshman Dave rollin' in his hooptie to the pep rally.
by Neil August 7, 2003
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emoticon

pointless but fun...
^.^ o_O <u,u> =^o^= >_<
by Neil November 15, 2004
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scouser

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.
You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon
by Neil January 28, 2005
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