Neil's definitions

pookey

The Filipino word for vagina.

I'm going to shove my ***** into your pookey!

by Neil December 23, 2003

ram home

to put in ones anus

"i took out my dildo and rammed it home"

by Neil October 21, 2003

broadie

A skid normally by a bicycle or motorcyle that is performed by putting on the rear brake only and swinging the back of the bike round to one side so the bike skids sideways.

He did a broadie on his push bike

by Neil December 14, 2004

Avril Lavinge

winner of the Hot Topic national "Customer of the year" award. For five years running.

And this year, our customer of the year award goes to...*Drum roll*...Ahh crap, her again...

by Neil March 19, 2005

madonna-whore complex

Madonna-whore is when a guy treats his wife or girlfriend gently sexually, always treating her with respect, but the woman on the side he treats to aggresive angry sex, performing acts on her that he thinks would disrespect the woman he loves.

Italians think there wives, sisters, and mothers are all madonna's or virgins.
That is not the case.

by Neil September 14, 2003

moustache

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff

yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O

by Neil November 15, 2004

champs

(n) To qualify something in a positive qualification.

(v) To do something cool, or worthy of props, such as hooking up with a hot girl.

(adj) something or someone that exemplifies the quality of champs, like a guy who just had a threesome.

This chronic is champs.

I champed her last night.

That's a champs White Castle burger.

Dude, you're a champ.

by Neil November 2, 2004