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'Aye,' affirms Margaret-Anne as they walk off. 'Fuckin lezbeans.'
- Christopher Brookmyre, 'A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil', Little Brown, London, 2006, p281
lezbean by neil January 4, 2007
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a bean you plant that in time grows into a very attractive lesbian
i planted a lezbean two weeks ago and i have a beautiful lesbian now :P:P
Lezbean by jakem690 January 7, 2009
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Pronounced Lez-been is a lesbian gym teacher that closely resembles a bean. You have no idea why she's teaching YOU about physical fitness when you can't tell her back boobs from her ass, but somehow, she's shouting at you "ON THE FLOOR!! SPREAD YOUR LEGS!! ON YOUR BACK NOW!!!!" and getting paid for it.
"I be Miss Johnson. I teach yo chilren bout dat physicah edjamacation. Dem chilren be disrespec fuh, talkin bout my back boobs. I'm just a lezbean. Aint my faut. Mmmmmmm RAPE TIME!!!!!!"
Lezbean by Usagi__ February 23, 2008
your such a luvly lesbian

no sweetheart, i'm a lezbean
lezbean by chindra October 6, 2008
Lezbeans is a lesbian without the sexual benefits
My best friend is my lezbean she my lesbian without the sex were more than friends were lezbeans
Lezbean by Pandaluvz June 3, 2016
a person with a BEAN (clitoris) that is attracted to other people with a BEAN. Some men have a bean. Some women do not have a bean. All LezBeans have a bean.
A transbian doesn't have a bean so they can not be a LezBean.
LezBean by BEANSPLEASE.COM April 28, 2024

Lesbeans 

When a female bean is attracted to another female bean. Also used as a phrase to describe adorable lesbians.
Slowly, the two beans began to fall in love. Lex bean and Liv bean lived happily ever after as lovers and lesbeans.
Lesbeans by Certified Lesbian October 6, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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