Neil's definitions

hooptie

Any car that has been pimped out at the Wal*Mart high school car section. Such enhancements might include but are not limited to the following: a peeling do-it-yourself tint job, chain links around the license plate, plastic hubcaps (4.99 when they've been rolled back), racing pads covering the seatbelts, excessive use of window decals, a sound system right out of the Wal*Mart electronics section, an overly aggressive after market spoiler.

Look at Freshman Dave rollin' in his hooptie to the pep rally.

by Neil August 7, 2003

slipknot

a band started in 95 in the middle of no where in Des Moines,IOWA!
Discograhy:
Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat(Only 1000 copys made dont buy off Ebay unless you know what the Genuines look like)
Crowz(UNRELEASED HAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE SONGS FROM IT!!
S/T(Self-Titled its tough finding the one with purity)
IOWA(I dont know much about this)
OTHERS(Basements RECORDINGS from 92(Before Slipknot was an official band) and other Unreleased shit i most likely have it)

THEy ROCK!!!

by neil April 8, 2004

hidden ben

"A hidden Ben is where one person engages in sexual intercourse with a girl while a friend hides in a closet masturbating. When the friend in the closet is about to cum, he runs out and gives the girl a facial. The term originated from the hit TV show Just Ben."

Person 1: Yo man, Ryan was fucking some girl, and then Ben jumped outta the closet and gave her a Hidden Ben
Person 2: Shit!

by Neil June 20, 2006

burninate

verb meaning to unleash fiery destruction on unsuspecting peasants.

Trogdor burninated the village without mercy.

by Neil July 29, 2003

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

domissary

An abode, commonly a member of the fungus Kingdom in which gnomes of the Skurdish family reside. Occasionally a site of extreme trippiness.

What is a domissary? Am I high?

by Neil April 17, 2004

legit

A shortened version of legitimate. Commonly used by wrestling fans who are "in the know" aka smarks. Made popular by Rob Feinstein, and copied by many. Its usage is considered 'dumb' by intelligent types.

Thats a legit shoot. I was legit marking out for that.

by neil June 27, 2004