slipknot

a band started in 95 in the middle of no where in Des Moines,IOWA!
Discograhy:
Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat(Only 1000 copys made dont buy off Ebay unless you know what the Genuines look like)
Crowz(UNRELEASED HAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE SONGS FROM IT!!
S/T(Self-Titled its tough finding the one with purity)
IOWA(I dont know much about this)
OTHERS(Basements RECORDINGS from 92(Before Slipknot was an official band) and other Unreleased shit i most likely have it)

THEy ROCK!!!

by neil April 08, 2004

Roll your Dice

Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

See previous "entry".

by neil November 24, 2003

H.M.B.

Acronym-High Maintenance Bitch

by Neil October 27, 2003

legit

A shortened version of legitimate. Commonly used by wrestling fans who are "in the know" aka smarks. Made popular by Rob Feinstein, and copied by many. Its usage is considered 'dumb' by intelligent types.

Thats a legit shoot. I was legit marking out for that.

by neil June 27, 2004

burninate

verb meaning to unleash fiery destruction on unsuspecting peasants.

Trogdor burninated the village without mercy.

by Neil July 29, 2003

domissary

An abode, commonly a member of the fungus Kingdom in which gnomes of the Skurdish family reside. Occasionally a site of extreme trippiness.

What is a domissary? Am I high?

by Neil April 17, 2004

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004