A particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out - it leaves you clenching your buttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!
Remind me never to eat Branflakes again, that dump this morning was so full of stretchers i felt like i'd been fingered by an elephant!
Term for a woman's sanitary towel, so named because of its wings and ability to stick to various surfaces should the need arise.
Little Timmy found his mum's airplane stickers in the grocery shopping
A post ejaculatory urination which still contains sperm, giving it a cloudy appearence. The etymology being a contraction of sperm/spunk + piss = spiss
'That was wonderful darling, do you mind if i postpone the post coital hugs you so require in favour of a quick spiss?'
The name given to an attack of diarrhoea, stemming from the slang term 'The Trots'
Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'
Sorry i didn't go out last night, i had a dose of the Leons...'
Euphemism for tampons, primarily derived from the shape and material they are made from.
Don't mess with the missus this week, i accidentally spotted some cotton bullets in her handbag
To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above
Jack failed to pull at the club so he decided to go home and wank into oblivion...
The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!