Top Definition
A person considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or brutish.
You're such a troglodyte you probably think Milli Vanilli is actually singing!
by VW October 23, 2003
1). A cave-dweller, someone who lives in a cave.

2). Insult used by Captain Haddock from the Tintin series.
1). Don't go in that cave! You might get attacked by the Troglodyte!

2). Blistering Barnacles Tintin! That Yeti was a right old Troglodyte!
by Tunnel Boy! March 09, 2008
A member of a primitive race or tribe of cave people, who can be found congregating in large numbers at Noir Bar Weybridge every Friday or Saturday night.
Nah...full of Troglodytes mate...sick of it
by ooo the? March 13, 2011
A lower-functioning subspecies humanoid that usually inhabits subterranean dwellings, and enjoys frequenting Wal-Mart. They tend to chiefly subsist on some form of government/taxpayer assistance. Also, their young are typically referred to as hatchlings.
"Did you get a load of that troglodyte?! She just tried to buy beer with food stamps...and right in front of her fourteen children (hatchlings)!"
by B-2-tha-G August 01, 2013
cave dweller, one who exists within the caverns and shafts
I am an advanced model of the non-crucified christ with the a female upgrade on two sides
by trouble April 29, 2003
A manly looking lesbian
Abby Wambach is such a troglodyte!
by PeteSci July 12, 2015
A boot lipped, crotch grabbing monkey who if they can't eat, drink or fuck something is not interested in it.
Mustafah is such a troglodyte; He has to bear down on the push-to-talk button to get a word out!
by Fedifensor September 16, 2006

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