Mac's definitions

Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004

dapun

When proceeded by "charles" it refers to the warm, juicy crevace between a female's legs, also known as a vagina.

Man, that charles dapun smelled like a britni danus buffet.

by Mac September 24, 2003

Runned

the wrong pronunciation of "ruined"

"You runned my sleepover!"

by Mac November 1, 2003

Hot lunch

This involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake: Hence a "Hot Lunch" Simple really.

Mac: "Hey Soph, You wanna have a Hot Lunch today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.

by Mac October 13, 2004

Name?

#1 New Jersey East Coast Initial D Player.

Memeber Of Ace Project

by Mac April 9, 2005

methadone

A brief relationship or hookup used to get over a serious relationship.

Mike: Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?

Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy

by mac May 13, 2005