Mac's definitions

naoise

This word means a shifty looking rentboy who sells his hole for 10cents in the jax in the red box and lies to eveyone that he's manager of Crawdaddy's.

to naoise

by Mac June 18, 2004

Shiz

1. A Mad Crazy big bad fighting dude from Ancient America. He was a leader of a great Army and died by the hand of Coriantumr.

2. This word has since turned into a slang term used widely among the LDS population as a replacement for another 4 letter word starting with Sh as well.

1. "And it came to pass that after he had smitten off the head of Shiz, that Shiz raised up on his hands and and fell; and after that he had struggled for breath, he died."

2. "Oh Shiz, I just fetched this thing all up!"

by MAC June 12, 2003

Assrate

Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

by MAc December 20, 2003

ch00n

ch00n is a synonym with tune. A great track/song is a tune.

Mostly used by trancekiddies online listening to live DJ mixsets.

mr_kuk says: omg this is the track of the year!!!

mr_dj says: OMG CH00N! QUICK, ID PLZ!!!

by Mac January 14, 2004

Chevy

Short form slang for a Short and Heavy girl. Short plus Heavy equals Chevy.

"Check out that Chevy walking this way...quick, hide those chips"

by mac September 13, 2004

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004

Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004