Mac's definitions

ayayay

Expression of anxiety and a wish to make peace, used often when a fight breaks out.

"Ayayay.... caaaalm doooown"

by Mac September 3, 2004

Graverobber

One who enjoys the sexual company of someone twice their age.

"Stacey gave a 32-yearold a blowjob, she is such a graverobber"

by Mac May 28, 2003

Hot lunch

This involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake: Hence a "Hot Lunch" Simple really.

Mac: "Hey Soph, You wanna have a Hot Lunch today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.

by Mac October 13, 2004

jabooty

informal for a person from Dijibouti, the country in Africa.

He is a jabooty, born and raised

by mac March 6, 2005

omglolwtf

Three emotions, put into words, following eachother in quick succesion. Blunt Amazement, "Oh my God." Slight Amusement, "Laughing out loud." followed by Blank Confusion/Crude Amazement, "What the fuck?"

You are playing some sort of counter-strike like game. A friend of yours, or just someone you know, leaps over someone else's head(omg), looks down(lol), and plants a killing shot in his face(wtf?).

by mac May 2, 2004

status quo

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

by mac January 2, 2004

butt-housed

extremely wasted, drunk, inebriated, tanked, sloshed, blasted

That choch is totally butt-housed. He won't be throwin the ball around like the boys tonight.

by Mac April 17, 2003