Mac's definitions

status quo

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

by mac January 2, 2004

Deeks, The

Diarrhea; Painful or otherwise discomfortable defecation.

1. Dude. . .I got The Deeks something awful!

2. Man, I can't stop Deekin' it up today!

by Mac March 14, 2003

Junkcar02

I really cool person whose user name is Junkcar02. He goes to gamefaqs and plays the following games: Rainbow Six 3, Red Alert 2, Half-Life, Unreal Tournament 2004, Frag.Ops, Medal of Honor Allied Assault, and Starcraft.

I saw Junkcar02 pwn everyone in Medal of Honor!

by Mac September 21, 2004

Salad Shooter

Salad Shooter- A vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh........

by Mac April 16, 2004

Macintosh

1. Coolest computers ever, made by Apple (www.apple.com) 2. Personal computers that can't run the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)

by Mac November 23, 2002

mac-a-licious

1. pleasing to the eyes, heart, and palette; 2. fucking scrumptious

Mama served my favorite dish last night, pork chops. They were mac-a-licious.

by Mac February 4, 2004

Relik

aaaaahaaaaaaaaa HE'S THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Relik is our God!

by Mac December 12, 2003