55 definitions by Mac

Deeks, The

Diarrhea; Painful or otherwise discomfortable defecation.

1. Dude. . .I got The Deeks something awful!

2. Man, I can't stop Deekin' it up today!

by Mac March 15, 2003

Derby Deeks, The

The Deeks as only The Derby Dinning Center at Kansas State University can instigate

1. Holy dog, I got The Derby Deeks from D-Line, dude!

2. We gotta get back to Hay--I feel The Derby Deeks 'bout to drop!

by Mac March 15, 2003

methadone

A brief relationship or hookup used to get over a serious relationship.

Mike: Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?

Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy

by Mac February 27, 2005

dilznic

The Penile in the 2nd or 3rd person

Man she acts like she don't recognize... put da Dliznic on her she'll be singin an octive higher

by Mac February 7, 2003

mac-a-licious

1. pleasing to the eyes, heart, and palette; 2. fucking scrumptious

Mama served my favorite dish last night, pork chops. They were mac-a-licious.

by Mac February 4, 2004

omglolwtf

Three emotions, put into words, following eachother in quick succesion. Blunt Amazement, "Oh my God." Slight Amusement, "Laughing out loud." followed by Blank Confusion/Crude Amazement, "What the fuck?"

You are playing some sort of counter-strike like game. A friend of yours, or just someone you know, leaps over someone else's head(omg), looks down(lol), and plants a killing shot in his face(wtf?).

by Mac May 2, 2004

butt-housed

extremely wasted, drunk, inebriated, tanked, sloshed, blasted

That choch is totally butt-housed. He won't be throwin the ball around like the boys tonight.

by Mac April 17, 2003