Mac's definitions

wine

A white or red liquid containing alcohol that is usually found in the cabinet in a glass bottle. Once indulged, one might do things he might normally not do, and have a great time doing it.

I got hammered on wine all last night at the party and then drove my SUV through the mall. It was fucking great.

by Mac December 3, 2003

c-deez

reference to testicles

did i tell you i went shopping at the music store? i didn't? well then, by all means...c-deez nutz.

by mac May 30, 2003

methadone

A brief relationship or hookup used to get over a serious relationship.

Mike: Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?

Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy

by mac May 13, 2005

Assrate

Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

by MAc December 20, 2003

Shiz

1. A Mad Crazy big bad fighting dude from Ancient America. He was a leader of a great Army and died by the hand of Coriantumr.

2. This word has since turned into a slang term used widely among the LDS population as a replacement for another 4 letter word starting with Sh as well.

1. "And it came to pass that after he had smitten off the head of Shiz, that Shiz raised up on his hands and and fell; and after that he had struggled for breath, he died."

2. "Oh Shiz, I just fetched this thing all up!"

by MAC June 12, 2003

Graverobber

One who enjoys the sexual company of someone twice their age.

"Stacey gave a 32-yearold a blowjob, she is such a graverobber"

by Mac May 28, 2003

phantaloops

a word made by fish aka alex
meaning happy or exiceted

that was a phantaloopin good time at the fair.

by mac April 21, 2005