Mac's definitions

Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

Chevy

Short form slang for a Short and Heavy girl. Short plus Heavy equals Chevy.

"Check out that Chevy walking this way...quick, hide those chips"

by mac September 13, 2004

dapun

When proceeded by "charles" it refers to the warm, juicy crevace between a female's legs, also known as a vagina.

Man, that charles dapun smelled like a britni danus buffet.

by Mac September 24, 2003

Name?

#1 New Jersey East Coast Initial D Player.

Memeber Of Ace Project

by Mac April 9, 2005

French Man

This is, in fact, an oxymoron, as there is no such thing.

What a French Man? Are you sure?

by Mac April 16, 2004

butthead

The aliens know as Talosians from Rigel 7 from the original pilot from Star Trek. Also in the two part episode "The Menagerie". Look at the back of their huge heads, they're butts.

The buttheads of Rigel 7 held me in a cage and made me kiss a butt ugly women

by MAC May 8, 2003