Mac's definitions

methadone

A brief relationship or hookup used to get over a serious relationship.

Mike: Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?

Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy

by mac May 13, 2005

Chevy

Short form slang for a Short and Heavy girl. Short plus Heavy equals Chevy.

"Check out that Chevy walking this way...quick, hide those chips"

by mac September 13, 2004

ch00n

ch00n is a synonym with tune. A great track/song is a tune.

Mostly used by trancekiddies online listening to live DJ mixsets.

mr_kuk says: omg this is the track of the year!!!

mr_dj says: OMG CH00N! QUICK, ID PLZ!!!

by Mac January 14, 2004

Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004

dapun

When proceeded by "charles" it refers to the warm, juicy crevace between a female's legs, also known as a vagina.

Man, that charles dapun smelled like a britni danus buffet.

by Mac September 24, 2003