MORGAN's definitions

Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

by Morgan February 16, 2005

morganism

Superior organism, the short form of 'more than an organism'. A shining beacon of masculinity, an inspiration to all and fantasy for many

Morgan is a morganism beyond compare

by Morgan June 11, 2006

Duncanvillite

Someone who has lived or is currently living in Duncanville, TX, the ghetto for sure. Usually a tight ass skank/playa with no job, no money, no car, and probably either in band or has a baby momma/daddy. Good for nothing, not doin' nothing. Lazy ass. Maybe habla espanol...or atleast thinks they can.

ghetto da hood

"Gurrrrrl, you KNOW she'ah duncanvillite."
"Gurl why you say dat?"
"Look at dat WEAVE! Lookin' like a damn Beyonce"
"Shooo, i herrr dat."

by Morgan November 25, 2004

escellent

A word invented by the coolest girl ever.

"Elissa is so escellent because she made up this word."

by Morgan March 26, 2005

tkpk

Part of moco, a very tricky place for those less educated to navigate. A retirement area for a lot of hippies, therefore a place where people smoke quite a bit of weed.

"Yo, you chillaxin' in tkpk tonight?"
"Yeah man, it'll take us 2 hours to find our way in there but we gon smoke some crucial buddah"

by MORGAN December 6, 2004

stinky stan

the act of suprising someone by shoving your finger up someones butt.

she jumped 5 feet in the air when i gave her that stinky stan

by morgan August 8, 2003

googled

To do an internet search on someone/ something.

How do you know all of this about Spiderman? I googled him.

by Morgan April 13, 2004