MORGAN's definitions

Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

by Morgan February 16, 2005

SoOo G!

referring to yourself as the best..

... i give you props fo dat.. but in the end... im just SoOo G!

by Morgan February 13, 2003

platonic man love

1. a non homosexual, yet still affectionate, relationship between men.

2. a type of relationship to be celebrated by society (although the non-platonic version should be celebrated to a greater extent).

1. "You bought a widescreen T.V. for football night?!? Dude, I love you!" (often followed by a manly hug)

2. "I saw Brad and Mike hugging each other and got super excited because I thought they were together. Too bad it just turned out to be platonic man love..."

by morgan November 27, 2004

morganism

Superior organism, the short form of 'more than an organism'. A shining beacon of masculinity, an inspiration to all and fantasy for many

Morgan is a morganism beyond compare

by Morgan June 11, 2006

slapper

a woman who fucks alot of men in a small period of time.

hey man, that chick is fit, but fuck me she's a slapper.
yeah she fucked 10 guys in 2 weeks.

by Morgan June 22, 2004

tofino

coolest place on vancouver island

long beach is right by tofino, go there and go for a swim/surf

by Morgan April 21, 2005

roast

to make fun of, or riddicule another; to talk about somebody based on appearance, actions, or pesonalility

Look at those shoes Janie got on, dang she better not say anything to me or else I will roast her ass!

Helen roasted Uranka so bad, he almost made her cry.

J: Look at those two-toned shoes D got on
D: I kno u anit talking with that shirt. It streches so far that u dont even have to iron, EVER!!
Everybody: ROAST!!!!

by Morgan July 15, 2008