MORGAN's definitions

milk the cow

Squeezing a boob.

if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow

by Morgan May 4, 2004

Lotionizing

A term created in the true north, by female students at a tech school, used to describe the application of a body lotion or creme.

Katie, when you are done lotionizing, would you want to watch a movie?

by Morgan January 23, 2005

tofino

coolest place on vancouver island

long beach is right by tofino, go there and go for a swim/surf

by Morgan April 21, 2005

roast

to make fun of, or riddicule another; to talk about somebody based on appearance, actions, or pesonalility

Look at those shoes Janie got on, dang she better not say anything to me or else I will roast her ass!

Helen roasted Uranka so bad, he almost made her cry.

J: Look at those two-toned shoes D got on
D: I kno u anit talking with that shirt. It streches so far that u dont even have to iron, EVER!!
Everybody: ROAST!!!!

by Morgan July 15, 2008

huggybear

Hot, Sweet, Funny, Thoughtful, Caring, Baller, Fun to talk with, baby Boo, cute smile, Can be a bully mostly not lol..in love with JoJo

Huggybear wont be online for a while because hes gone on vacation.

by Morgan March 25, 2005

Tipples

Titty nipples.

My tipples are rock hard in this cold weather.

by Morgan December 2, 2003

Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods

Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)

by Morgan August 5, 2004