MORGAN's definitions

tkpk

Part of moco, a very tricky place for those less educated to navigate. A retirement area for a lot of hippies, therefore a place where people smoke quite a bit of weed.

"Yo, you chillaxin' in tkpk tonight?"
"Yeah man, it'll take us 2 hours to find our way in there but we gon smoke some crucial buddah"

by MORGAN December 6, 2004

Duncanvillite

Someone who has lived or is currently living in Duncanville, TX, the ghetto for sure. Usually a tight ass skank/playa with no job, no money, no car, and probably either in band or has a baby momma/daddy. Good for nothing, not doin' nothing. Lazy ass. Maybe habla espanol...or atleast thinks they can.

ghetto da hood

"Gurrrrrl, you KNOW she'ah duncanvillite."
"Gurl why you say dat?"
"Look at dat WEAVE! Lookin' like a damn Beyonce"
"Shooo, i herrr dat."

by Morgan November 25, 2004

escellent

A word invented by the coolest girl ever.

"Elissa is so escellent because she made up this word."

by Morgan March 26, 2005

radicool

(radi-cool) the height of awesome - a contraction of radical and cool.

That band is radicool.

by Morgan May 14, 2005

Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods

Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)

by Morgan August 5, 2004

chiefed

after a person passes out at a party, take a marker pen and write all over their face.

after drinking too much, jason passed out and his friends chiefed him.

by morgan October 8, 2003

rockland district high school

A school with preps, goths, rednecks, "jocks", wiggers, geeks,the drunks, and some normal people. Wherever you walk, you see girls saying "like, what-ev, Oh em gee, I'm cooler than you..Duh." You see guys dressed like they would on halloween, guys that are white acting and dressing like they are black, people running around the school acting physco...geeks with books in their hands at all times. You may see some "clicks".. and the class of 2009 think they're hot shit. You hear about people having sex in teachers class rooms. AKA RM 29. It's a very interesting school.

When you go to Rockland DIstrict High School, you will see everything below...

Preps-the ones that think they're hot shit, but no one likes. Saying dumb stuff like what-ev.. and the examples above.
Goths-the ones that wear all black and dark make-up.. and possibly some are gay.
Rednecks- "Right wicked guy." The ones that look absolutely horrible and talk very annoying.. fishing and lobstering would be their hobby.
"Jocks"-The ones that think they're really good at sports.. and have sex with like everyone.. they also fit into the "drunks". Most of them really aren't that good at sports.. especically if they're from rockland.
Wiggers-all the ones that think they're black but aren't really.
Geeks-the ones that get class awards like 100 times.
Drunks-the ones that come to school hung over pretty much everyday. That's most of the rockland school by the way.

by Morgan June 19, 2006