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Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods
Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)
by Morgan August 5, 2004
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Tipples

My tipples are rock hard in this cold weather.
by Morgan December 2, 2003
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fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!
when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.
by MORGAN August 11, 2003
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kicker

A big jump. As in related to skiing and or boarding.
Dude that kicker was sic.
by Morgan January 20, 2005
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googled

To do an internet search on someone/ something.
How do you know all of this about Spiderman? I googled him.
by Morgan April 13, 2004
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Hooters Bear

I dont care. something you say when someone asks you a question and you dont know or care.
Micheal:What is 8+9 Morgan:i dont know i dont care i dont give a hooters bear
by Morgan August 27, 2003
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escellent

A word invented by the coolest girl ever.
"Elissa is so escellent because she made up this word."
by Morgan March 26, 2005
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