MORGAN's definitions

ac -10

To kick ass.

I'm fairly certain that the AC-10 Award, which comes from Goldeneye and Timesplitters, is a reference to Dungeons and Dragons. AC stands for Armor Class. The lower the AC number, the stronger the armor i.e. -10 being very very high. Thus, one who won the AC-10 award in Goldeneye and Timesplitters was one who horded the armor. However, since the games' makers nenver explained what the award means, it seems like it was doled out to whoever kicked the most ass (which one tends to do when one hordes armor). Thus, as both games are very popular, AC-10 has moved into the popular lexicon to mean "ass-kicker."

"I got the AC-10 award the other day on that presentation."

by Morgan April 9, 2004

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by MORGAN August 11, 2003

Hooters Bear

I dont care. something you say when someone asks you a question and you dont know or care.

Micheal:What is 8+9 Morgan:i dont know i dont care i dont give a hooters bear

by Morgan August 27, 2003

googled

To do an internet search on someone/ something.

How do you know all of this about Spiderman? I googled him.

by Morgan April 13, 2004

makjob

a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard

"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"

by morgan May 13, 2005

mike jones

a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.

by Morgan April 22, 2005

Cradle of Fear

Essentially a really cheesy porno with some fake gore, starring Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth. Lots of boobs, blood, jugular veins, head explosions, and fun for the whole family! Silly brits can't make movies.

Want a good laugh? Go see Cradle of Fear.

by Morgan September 1, 2008