MORGAN's definitions

tofino

coolest place on vancouver island

long beach is right by tofino, go there and go for a swim/surf

by Morgan April 21, 2005

milk the cow

Squeezing a boob.

if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow

by Morgan May 4, 2004

slapper

a woman who fucks alot of men in a small period of time.

hey man, that chick is fit, but fuck me she's a slapper.
yeah she fucked 10 guys in 2 weeks.

by Morgan June 22, 2004

roast

to make fun of, or riddicule another; to talk about somebody based on appearance, actions, or pesonalility

Look at those shoes Janie got on, dang she better not say anything to me or else I will roast her ass!

Helen roasted Uranka so bad, he almost made her cry.

J: Look at those two-toned shoes D got on
D: I kno u anit talking with that shirt. It streches so far that u dont even have to iron, EVER!!
Everybody: ROAST!!!!

by Morgan July 15, 2008

Lotionizing

A term created in the true north, by female students at a tech school, used to describe the application of a body lotion or creme.

Katie, when you are done lotionizing, would you want to watch a movie?

by Morgan January 23, 2005

Cradle of Fear

Essentially a really cheesy porno with some fake gore, starring Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth. Lots of boobs, blood, jugular veins, head explosions, and fun for the whole family! Silly brits can't make movies.

Want a good laugh? Go see Cradle of Fear.

by Morgan September 1, 2008

sasquache

the act of jamming your big toe up the ass of another and then cram the shitified toe down the persons throught

by morgan October 24, 2003