MORGAN's definitions

kinfolk

The relatives of an inbred.

"I reckon that as it's your tenth birthday, Jodie Ann, I should tell yee a few thangs about who lives here with us, cousin Billy Bob here is your kinfolk, IN FACT, he's your brother, uncle, and husband too."

by Morgan October 16, 2003

Asshook

A dispicable act using a hanger.

I gave that bitch an asshock when she fell asleep I cant have a baby.

by Morgan December 21, 2004

checking out

a term used on instant messaging services. meant as "im gunna go"

urscreenamesuks: yo, im gunna check out, i'll catch ya lata

by morgan April 16, 2005

mike jones

a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.

by Morgan April 22, 2005

Cradle of Fear

Essentially a really cheesy porno with some fake gore, starring Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth. Lots of boobs, blood, jugular veins, head explosions, and fun for the whole family! Silly brits can't make movies.

Want a good laugh? Go see Cradle of Fear.

by Morgan September 1, 2008

hot

"cool"
made popular by Paris Hilton. now only said by total posers. or wannabes.

*sees something cool* "That's hot"

by morgan January 7, 2007

Cat's Basket

Masterbating in a cat's basket, with your cat in the basket, by using a Gear Magazine.

Dude, Leksan totally was cat basketing this morning. And Tyler saw him too!

by Morgan December 20, 2004