219 definitions by Jordan
One extremely fat lard ass who has no goals in life except to become more and more fat. He has won the battle against anorexia, but has clearly lost the war to obesity. His goal in life is to own the burger king empire, so then he will not have to pay for his daily 30 cheeseburgers. He will one day realize how fat, ugly, and lonely he is (due to his lack of friends) and he will then commit suicide by not eating but 3 cheeseburgers in 10 hours.
by Jordan December 13, 2004
between 2 homosexual women
by Jordan June 1, 2003
by Jordan November 14, 2003
From the DVD extras od the UK film (Shaun Of The Dead). They use the word (prink) instead of prick to make the scene cleaner.
by Jordan January 7, 2005
F.A.G Fine ass Girl, a pretty girl with lots of confidence, really say it around people that know about it cuz if not other people will think ur gay i think i dunno but i say !Fine Ass Girl! thats me!!
by Jordan March 12, 2005
A place where MAGGIE lives. MAGGIE, just happens to be the coolest person over there in duncanville. But she keeps it cool!
by Jordan November 26, 2004
When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.
"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."
by Jordan January 4, 2004