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1.
A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....
person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE

*the burger king appears*

Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*

King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.
by YELLINGMAN January 18, 2007
 
2.
The instantaneous diarrhea one gets upon consuming fast food, in particular an item from Burger King.
I was running late for work and had to grab a Whopper to go. Now I am late for work because I have been striken with "the burger kings".
by whodafuckizyoo November 14, 2011