23 definitions by Jewish madam

countryside killa

A serial killer stalking their victims on a large farm anywhere in the world.

"Jeffrey Dahmer was not a countryside killa, I far as I am aware" the tutor says to a classroom of trainee police officers.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.

My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

king of death

An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)

Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.

by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

war yak

A heavily armed police officer on riding a horse.

Look out man here comes a war yak!!!

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

wedding shotgun

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.

"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

bademadam

A bisexual criminal who sometimes goes by the name of Emily, other times they go by the name Adam.

At the BBQ held somewhere in Chicago, Illinois the local Mafia are planning their next heist, among the invited guests is bademadam.

by Jewish madam January 22, 2020