23 definitions by Jewish madam

hot dame

Middle aged woman dressed in a sexually provocative manner.

Whoa, my friend look at that it is one hot dame walking this way.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

a.m.i.c

An abbreviation - American migrant in Canada. Especially one that moves to Canada from somewhere in the United States with all his/her living relatives, none of which are particularly liked by the Canadians whose neighbourhood they move into after leaving the USA.

After losing the 2020 American General Election Melania Trump suggests to her hopeless husband that they moved north to Canada. To which Donald Trump responds "Yeah, that's a brilliant idea BABY and then we'll be a.m.i.c".

by Jewish madam December 26, 2018

strawberry fareway

A prostitute caught for speeding in golf cart on a major highway.

Donald Trump would flee the scene before ever be caught with a strawberry fareway.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

r,i,p

An abbreviation - rascist, ignorant, predator.

Newspaper report on the front cover of the New York Times dated 19th January 2020 - Oh no, not another 4 years. After the previous 4 years every editor of every major American newspaper is sick and tired of having a picture of Donald Trump as their cover story - r,i,p.

by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

face worm

A newly engaged couple caught kissing on camera when one of them has hypothermia.

Did you see Donna and Dale outside the ski lodge last week, their face worm was so horrendous.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

neckwoodling

Identical lesbian twins hugging and kissing in a forest somewhere.

I would become a fan of Beyonce Knowles if she wrote a song about neckwoodling, LOL,

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

wave wave

What someone does when their are staring intensely at the waves on a beach as they come and go.

Bill and James were at Hunting Beach when James did the wave wave.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018