Jenesis's definitions

bottler

Excellent, brilliant, of good report. Basically means something is so good that it's worth bottling up and keeping.

That new Dream Evil album is a real bottler!

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

soapdodger

Dirty, smelly or generally unkempt person. One who dodges soap.

"Get out of my cab you filthy soapdodger, you reek."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

veg

1. to sit around and do nothing
2. moron, retard

1. "I'm just gonna go home and veg."
2. "Jeez! Don't put your hand in the garbage disposal, you veg!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

fruitbait

Man who attracts (wanted or unwanted) attention from gay males.

"Don't wear those hotpants, people will think you're fruitbait!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

spank

1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly

1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."

by Jenesis October 2, 2005

traf

Extremey rare reverse-fart, where air is sucked into the anus while individual is down on all fours. Usually followed by a garden-variety fart.

The old nun let in an almost inaudible traf as she knelt at the altar.

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

twanger

One who twangs, masturbator, jerk-off, wanker.

"Look at that guy there driving a Beetle."
"Heh, what a twanger."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004