Jenesis's definitions

fruitbait

Man who attracts (wanted or unwanted) attention from gay males.

"Don't wear those hotpants, people will think you're fruitbait!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

spank

1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly

1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."

by Jenesis October 2, 2005

bogan

A doyen of Australian culture, similar to the American "redneck". Easily spotted due to penchant for sporting mullet haircuts, wearing black jeans and flannel shirts, and driving big old cars such as Valiants, Falcons or H-series Holdens while listening to AC/DC or Metallica.

"You'd better get a haircut soon, you're starting to look like a bogan!"

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

bottler

Excellent, brilliant, of good report. Basically means something is so good that it's worth bottling up and keeping.

That new Dream Evil album is a real bottler!

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

soapdodger

Dirty, smelly or generally unkempt person. One who dodges soap.

"Get out of my cab you filthy soapdodger, you reek."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

veg

1. to sit around and do nothing
2. moron, retard

1. "I'm just gonna go home and veg."
2. "Jeez! Don't put your hand in the garbage disposal, you veg!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

twanger

One who twangs, masturbator, jerk-off, wanker.

"Look at that guy there driving a Beetle."
"Heh, what a twanger."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004