Jenesis's definitions

soapdodger

Dirty, smelly or generally unkempt person. One who dodges soap.

"Get out of my cab you filthy soapdodger, you reek."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

downtrou

The obligation to pull one's own trousers down after just having been soundly beaten at a pub game such as pool or darts. Usually only required when one loses without scoring a single point.

Gerald didn't sink a single ball, so had to perform a downtrou in front of everybody.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

scone

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

Kwaka

Australian nickname for Kawasaki motorcycle brand.

Bevan had a few beers and then took his new Kwaka 500cc out for a ride.

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

maggotfarmer

Hilarious faux curse dubbed into TV versions of movies, usually to replace the word "motherfucker".

Most memorably spoken by Mario Van Peebles in "Heartbreak Ridge".

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

womble

1. large hairy animal from late 1970's kid's TV show
2. silly person

1. "The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we."
2. "Don't eat that lightbulb, you womble!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

twanger

One who twangs, masturbator, jerk-off, wanker.

"Look at that guy there driving a Beetle."
"Heh, what a twanger."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004