Jenesis's definitions

Kwaka

Australian nickname for Kawasaki motorcycle brand.

Bevan had a few beers and then took his new Kwaka 500cc out for a ride.

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

maggotfarmer

Hilarious faux curse dubbed into TV versions of movies, usually to replace the word "motherfucker".

Most memorably spoken by Mario Van Peebles in "Heartbreak Ridge".

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

solemn gollum

Individual showing no emotion. See also solemn state.

"He didn't laugh once at that Andrew Dice Clay CD? Shit, what a solemn gollum."

by Jenesis September 17, 2004

fucked in the head

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"I hear your cousin crashed his car again."
"Yeah, the guy's totally fucked in the head."

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

shank

To make a major mistake or screw-up.

Ray Finkel shanked the field goal attempt, and the Dolphins lost the Super Bowl.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

downtrou

The obligation to pull one's own trousers down after just having been soundly beaten at a pub game such as pool or darts. Usually only required when one loses without scoring a single point.

Gerald didn't sink a single ball, so had to perform a downtrou in front of everybody.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

dropkick

Dimwitted person, slow on the uptake.

"Where's that dropkick Gordon, he was supposed to be here an hour ago?"

by Jenesis September 9, 2004