Jenesis's definitions

maggotfarmer

Hilarious faux curse dubbed into TV versions of movies, usually to replace the word "motherfucker".

Most memorably spoken by Mario Van Peebles in "Heartbreak Ridge".

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

dropkick

Dimwitted person, slow on the uptake.

"Where's that dropkick Gordon, he was supposed to be here an hour ago?"

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

scone

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

downtrou

The obligation to pull one's own trousers down after just having been soundly beaten at a pub game such as pool or darts. Usually only required when one loses without scoring a single point.

Gerald didn't sink a single ball, so had to perform a downtrou in front of everybody.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

shank

To make a major mistake or screw-up.

Ray Finkel shanked the field goal attempt, and the Dolphins lost the Super Bowl.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

solemn state

Individual who shows no emotion. Also known as a solemn gollum.

"Look at that solemn state, he's not even laughing at the jokes."

by Jenesis September 17, 2004

crumbsnatcher

Young child, toddler, rugrat.

Tracey had a couple of crumbsnatchers to look after, so she quit her job at Coles.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004