Jason's definitions

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 6, 2003

walls

Your future world ruler... of video games

There's no example good enough for him

by jason July 27, 2003

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005

Starchie

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley and warm

"omg STARCHie UR SO SHIT"

by jason September 21, 2004

RazorsnRoses

The place where I keep my penis.

John rests his beloved cock inside RazorsnRoses

by Jason January 22, 2004

Postal

Usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence.

Man, that guy had me so pissed off, I was about ready to go postal on the whole office.

by jason February 4, 2004

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004