Jason's definitions

simpsons

The greatest show in the history of telivision.

Turn that war bullshit off, the Simpsons are on.

by jason June 2, 2003

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 6, 2003

Coreyness

1. The inate ability to transform any word in the English(and possibly Spanish or French) language into a noun.

Wow, Corey's coreyness is astounding.

by Jason September 8, 2003

RazorsnRoses

The place where I keep my penis.

John rests his beloved cock inside RazorsnRoses

by Jason January 22, 2004

dead lobster

catchy phrase and name for the Red Lobster restaurant

Hey, how about meeting at the Dead Lobster for dinner!

by Jason November 18, 2003

My Bad

My bad originally came from the term my bag.
This was a term used when playing a game of spades (a common jail house or hood game with cards) In the game you would have to fortell how many "books" or hands you would take. If you went over that number it was called a "bag". If you were playing with a partner, which was mostly common, it is considered a courtesy to claim your mistake by saing "My Bag" or get shot.... : ) your choice... anyway this carried out to the street and stupid beverly hills bitches misundertood the ghetto term and said "My Bad" and it stuck in mainstream pop culture.

In a game of spade, you called 5 out of 13 books and you get 6....

You say: Ahh shit dog, sorry, my bag.

Your partner says: Yea that's what I thought, get screwed the fuck on, and don't let it happen again.

Pop culture.... in comes the movie Clueless and the term My Bad is substituted and made popular.

by Jason February 7, 2005