Jason's definitions

pimp

something cool or bling

Damn, those dubs are pimp!

by Jason June 21, 2003

fangoriously

adv. used to describe an action done by something with fangs

i.e., "the geletainous monster fangoriously devored her"

by Jason September 10, 2003

Shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat

you fuckin shnell, stop lying.. we know you didn't make the team! fuckin shnell..

by jason August 26, 2003

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 22, 2005

strike a nerve

It's when your being cocky in a fight and someone hits you say:

Well, that stuck a nerve.

to show that, "oh look, i could hardly tell but i think this chap wants to fight me...."

by jason May 13, 2005

shelfass

When someone is really really fat and their ass sticks out and it looks like a shelf. You can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.

Fat big assed people, usually woman

by Jason February 20, 2005