Jason's definitions

roya

Roya hot ass persian girl who is usually the best looking girl you can find. She is any guy's dream fantasy (hence the definition of her name in Farsi is "fantasy) usually she has dark hair eyes makes her mysterious and sexy.

Holy crap...i just saw a Roya...and DAMN did she look fine!

by Jason November 29, 2004

CGHMN

CGHMN stands for "CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet"
CGHMN is a sub-forum from www.genmay.com (www.genmay.net) which is based specifically for computers. General Mayhem seems to be strict as to were certain information is posted.

For instance, posting a computer question in the wrong forum gets you something like that.

"1st Post-You- Hey, how do I shutdown my computer?"

"2nd Post-Anyone Else- Bro WTF wrong forum ASSHAT"

(Thread is then closed)

by Jason May 23, 2004

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza

the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza owns my soul

by jason February 16, 2005

Pwnface

(verb) - To destroy, deride, defame, or degrade.

"If that guy looks at me again, I'm gonna pwnface his dental work."

by Jason March 24, 2005

punk ass bizitch

what it says.

you ain't nuttin but a punk ass bizitch

by jason May 30, 2003

chief

The metamorphosis from a mild-mannered engineer to a raging-alcoholic degenerate.

John began to chief after his 5th shot of Beam.

by Jason December 24, 2003

snollygoster

A "carpetbagger." Somebody who will go to any lengths to achieve public office, regardless of party afiliation or platform.

That snollygoster just might become our State Senator if he lies and cheats enough!

by Jason June 25, 2003