Jason's definitions

tissue

your best friend when your nose needs some lovin'.

"hello tissue. i'm sick. come here and give me some nose-lovin'."

by jason January 8, 2004

chessboy

someone who plays chess too much

danny russett plays chess on his black and white tiled kitchen floor

by jason April 27, 2004

Ghetto Bong

A bong made with a water bottle, empty sharpie pin, and a socket.

Dude, that ghetto bong hits hell phat!

by jason March 17, 2004

power chords

a major chord contains the 1, 3rd, and 5th notes in the major scales. a power chord omits the 3rd, and inludes only the fifth. powerchords often include the 8th, which is really just the 1st, an octave higher.

G5 Powerchord

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|-
a|5
e|3

G5 with the octave

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|5
a|5
e|3

by jason August 4, 2004

gonadz

a group of stupid people

they are just a bunch of gonadz

by jason November 11, 2003

prison fart

A fart which resembles the qualities attained in a male prison. Due to the unmeasurable amounts of anal sex, the anus is loosened, and thus, farts exit the anus without making much noise

Dude... That was a prison fart! Cut that sh*t out!

by Jason January 1, 2004

ROFLWES

Rolling on the Floor Laughing While Ejectulating Simultaneously. Often used for sexual jokes. Pronounced "roffles".

"I think the people above me are having sex. Either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot."
"ROFLWES!"

by Jason October 2, 2005