Jason's definitions

mindjob

1. Something that just makes you sit back and say "daammn" or "dayum".

My first experience in an all-nude strip club was one hell of a mindjob.

by Jason December 8, 2003

dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

hench

1. Good, pleasing
2. Well built, strong

1. "Did you see that film?"
"Yeh man, it was hench"

2. "Jasons hench, he'll batter all of us"

by Jason May 23, 2003

buck 50

In reference to weight, one hundred and fifty pounds.

How much do you weigh?

'Bout a buck 50.

by Jason April 1, 2005

RADAR

Acronym for Radio Angle Detection And Ranging. The earliest acronym included Angle, but was soon dropped.

See that RADAR over there at the airport?

by Jason November 24, 2003

MARTA

Atlanta's heavy rail transit system that is underfunded to keep "those people" out of the white sparwlburbs.

I hate seeing MARTA trains zip by on 400 while stuck in traffic during my two hour commute home to Woodstock.

by Jason June 19, 2004

jonic

Fair and Genuine, according to lovely loren, the resident clever-boots

See rational or legitimate

Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!

by Jason September 30, 2004