Jason's definitions

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

booty buddies

cut friends, sexual partners (usually secret) with no formal romantic relationship.

I don't want agirl friend, but we can still be booty buddies.

by jason October 16, 2003

capon

a castrated male chicken

you are a damn capon

by jason October 21, 2003

zuckas

The sound you make when you sit down.

by jason October 29, 2003

boobular

to possess spectacular boobs

She was boobular!

by jason October 30, 2003

second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out

1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker

by Jason November 5, 2003

yamus

female genitalia

That girl has a smelly yamus!

by Jason November 5, 2003