Jason's definitions

lanner

An individual who spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, also known as a geek. This individual has no life, likes animated porn such as hentai, and has a culture on worshipping a computer. This lifeform loves to attend "parties" also known as LAN parties where geeks get together to brag about their computer specs, handdrawn girlfriends and their 1337 (elite) skills in computer games. A lanner is also a forum whore who acts like a big man from behind his comp and argues on the internet; also acts like an "e-thug."

Lanners like to beat off to handdrawn "porn."

by Jason November 20, 2003

iron

A gat, peice, heat, or any kind of handgun.

You better watch how you step or you'll get this iron to your mind.

by Jason April 13, 2004

PUDDING©

PUDDING©-God's way of sending us something sweet

-PUDDING© rules and if u dont think so ill shove PUDDING© up your ass!
-PUDDING© is god's nectar.
-You are not a believer in the ways of the PUDDING©!

by Jason November 13, 2004

hot mouth

suckin dick

yeah she gave me some hot mouth last night

by jason June 11, 2004

laced up

When marijuana is mixed in a dutch with cocaine.

Yo this sh** is laced up!

by Jason May 21, 2004

dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.

"put your dick away!"
"but dont you know what time it is?"

by jason June 14, 2004

wangover

you know when you smoke too much pot and you wake up the next morning feeling like shit? that's a wangover. it's a contraction of weed + hangover. the word is native to middle tennessee

man i had a killer wangover this morning.. ill never smoke pot again. not until tonight, anyway.

by jason October 23, 2004