Jason's definitions

zoebel

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

by Jason June 28, 2004

Charva

Mispronounced name of a girl in a Frank Zappa tune of the same name.

Charva... Charva... I love you thorugh and through, I loved you since in grammar school when we were sniffin glue...

by Jason January 8, 2004

handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped

zach you are so HANDY

by Jason March 12, 2005

ball film

The sticky film you get on your balls on a hot day.

Man, i need to wash my balls, they're covered in ball film!

by Jason November 14, 2004

Bill Clinton

the first African american president of the united States

Not since Bill Clinton have we had a Blck president.

by Jason October 15, 2003

Rhykeey

One crazy motherfucker.

Rhykeey said "I want a blowjob in which the girl has pop rocks in her mouth."

by Jason February 14, 2005

flippity floppity floop

Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."

Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.

by Jason July 13, 2004