Jason's definitions

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out

1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker

by Jason November 5, 2003

The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 22, 2005

fangoriously

adv. used to describe an action done by something with fangs

i.e., "the geletainous monster fangoriously devored her"

by Jason September 10, 2003

Repoussé

repeated hammering from behind which often gives way to a new form

so i says to Maybel i says, "wanna come back to my place for from repoussé"

by Jason April 21, 2003

pimp

something cool or bling

Damn, those dubs are pimp!

by Jason June 21, 2003

Shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat

you fuckin shnell, stop lying.. we know you didn't make the team! fuckin shnell..

by jason August 26, 2003