Jason's definitions

disclude

to exclude or not to include; the logical opposite of include

Most people I know are cool, but this discludes you.

by Jason March 20, 2005

Hete

Derived from "HETEro to the minus one", meaning the inverse of heterosexual, thus homosexual.

Rick is a hete, he is always looking at men.

by Jason October 6, 2003

break a tree

to go out socially on a week night with the intention of having one drink which unexpectedly turns into a large drinking session and renders you unfit for work the next day

I went out with Owen last night for literally one beer and ended up breaking a tree

by Jason September 12, 2003

Buck Naked

what a man might call himself under the following conditions; a) he is trying to convince his mother that he isn't gay, but is a porno actor under that name, b) he is trying to convince his girlfriend that he is gay, so they can break up (only she doesn't believe him, hence he tries to turn her off by telling her that he is a porno actor under that name)

Buck Naked!

by Jason June 30, 2004

baze

Ebonified version of "bathe" used commonly 3 years ago in Waxahachie, Texas.

Boy baze!

by Jason September 25, 2003

Big Ticket

Having a good time, or getting crunked.

I'm going to get big ticket with it this Friday night!

by Jason December 17, 2004

wifebeater

A white sleaveles t-shirt also referred to as a muscle shirt or singlet.

Virgil's got his wifebeater on, looks like Helen's gonna get taught a lesson tonight!

by Jason August 14, 2002