Jason's definitions

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

Swiggle

Retarded term for "mess up" or "fuck beyond all recognition"

Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.

"Holy shit Kenny, that guy swiggled my figgle!!"

"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"

"Swiggle you."

by Jason December 1, 2003

disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

Fetus

a kid who has an abnormally large head in comparison to the rest of his body. these individuals tends to be obsessed with seinfield and is rather annoying to talk to.

Hey, look its Fetus sitting with those guys.

by jason April 2, 2005

Flatline

Metal band based out of Los Angeles. Usually associated with leather clad women drinking beer and being generally slutty, kick ass chicks.

Wow, man!! We went to that Flatline show at The Whisky, and they kicked ass! I also got to go home with a hottie in a Flaline T-shirt..

by Jason January 28, 2005

dunka

to take a shit. to use the bathroom.

Hey I'm going to take a dunka.

by Jason April 6, 2005

Glichelle

gli gli gli gli gli gli gli
INTJ and loves to call people dorkus.

glichelle said dorkus, she's a dorkus

by Jason July 27, 2004