Jason's definitions

lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 1, 2003

Mo betta'

To attain a status better than the original.

My car is mo betta' than yours.

by Jason September 18, 2002

ganjay

the weed, marijuana, pot.

"Im sippin' on Tanqueray, with my mind on my money, and a mouth full of ganjay"---Rage- Intro track on Snoop Dogg: Doggystyle

by jason June 23, 2004

Coreyness

1. The inate ability to transform any word in the English(and possibly Spanish or French) language into a noun.

Wow, Corey's coreyness is astounding.

by Jason September 8, 2003

Shitbox

Taking a dump into the vagina. As in giving a shitbox.

I gave my old lady a shitbox last night.

by Jason February 6, 2005

high ball

someone who is stoned, usually on pot.

That suse is a highball.

by Jason May 18, 2004

Fazizzle

It has gone crazy

My shizzle has gone fazizzle

by jason December 10, 2003