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478 definitions by Jason

 
1.
Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
by Jason October 02, 2005
 
2.
The greatest sport in the world. its not just a game, its a lifestyle. hockey players are the greatest athletes of all.
Boss: Why weren't you at work yesterday?
Joe: Its the stanley cup dumbass
by Jason May 05, 2005
 
3.
aol
america online, the crappiest and laggiest shit internet users can use. also way too much spam
"Welcome to AOL, You have new spam, dickhead."
by Jason March 25, 2003
 
4.
Getting grounded from the family computer.
"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio
by Jason September 08, 2004
 
5.
This girl that is way cool.
Im going to the beach with Heidi on the 27th.
by Jason June 19, 2003
 
6.
A young girl with too much makeup and not enough clothes.
That prostitot should put on some clothes.
by Jason December 18, 2003
 
7.
to stick a finger into a girls vagina causing pleasure
Patrick fingered Alissa on the bus and she cummed all over him
by jason November 06, 2004