Jason's definitions

stumpy fawker

someone who wants to be a hick

you little stumpy fawker!

by Jason June 30, 2003

cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!

A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.

by Jason January 9, 2004

moneysquito

a human mosquito,usually female, that sucks money instead of blood.

Dude, who cares that I just got a raise at work, my wife is a moneysquito.

by Jason July 22, 2004

cosh

A baton, often used by Police, that extends out when flicked.

"Fuck, that feds got a cosh, don't mess man."

by Jason May 23, 2003

Shepards Bush

1. A part of London where you can find many Carribbean resturants.
2. A farmers pubic hairs.

1. "Mikey, lets roll it on down Shepards Bush, I want some jerk chicken!"

2. "Shit, look at that Shepards Bush!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

hatefuck

"The act of fucking someone you loathe, in a vicious manner, because you secretly find them attractive and hate yourself for it."

I love to hatefuck all of my ex girlfriends in the back of my pickuptruck.

by Jason April 11, 2003

3 is dum

An expression you use for things you don't like. You use it by replacing 'dum' with '3'.

The Correct way to use 3 is dum: Aidan is 3. Therefore Aidan is dum.

by Jason September 25, 2006