Jason's definitions

chattman

hairy assed girl who always has her fucking underwear hanging out and acts like it's an accident.

chattman's a slut.

by jason April 26, 2004

molesta

see: R Kelly

"Fiesta, Fiesta, remixed by R Kelly Child Molesta.

by jason June 2, 2003

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 8, 2004

monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

cooter mint

The pill a woman puts inside her vaginia to fight away a yeast infection. It drives the chunks away.

Matt Lee likes to use cooter mints on his mangina

by Jason February 10, 2003

Haterade

A drink similar to gatorade but much tastier and they drink it when they are Mad.

Fucker! dont call me a bitch! "drinks some haterade"

by Jason August 23, 2004

roya

Roya hot ass persian girl who is usually the best looking girl you can find. She is any guy's dream fantasy (hence the definition of her name in Farsi is "fantasy) usually she has dark hair eyes makes her mysterious and sexy.

Holy crap...i just saw a Roya...and DAMN did she look fine!

by Jason November 29, 2004