Jason's definitions

Gena

A guy who sucks at UO and doesn't play on a really really mad shard that his friend plays on.

Gena likes to be called jenna

by JaSoN November 17, 2003

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

ginny

A cute feminine name for the vagina, and most importantly you can use it in front of the ladies

I sure would like to get a look at ginny tonight.

by Jason December 27, 2002

gizzed

When you fuck a woman, and you cum in your hand, and then you slap her (I mean really smack her) with the cum soaked hand.

I finished and gizzed her in the face.

by jason October 5, 2004

i guess

Saying yes to something that you shouldn't even have to waste your time or effort into saying "yes" to.

I guess really means, "yes"

I guess is an answer to a question that a person should already know the answer to before asking the question.

Jane: Do you race your car?
Mike: I guess..

Jane: Did you go to the store?
Mike: (true meaning) What do you think you stupid idiot? (Give me secks!)

by Jason December 21, 2004

chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.

This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.

by Jason June 18, 2006