Jason's definitions

Shempo

A wise man that is 1337 beyond his years.

The guy is a total shempo.

by Jason July 29, 2003

dunka

to take a shit. to use the bathroom.

Hey I'm going to take a dunka.

by Jason April 6, 2005

cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!

A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.

by Jason January 9, 2004

bangage

1. Act of sexual intercourse.
2. Description of someone who you consider to be good enough to recieve sex from you.

1. "I gave Katie some bangage."

2. "Damn, Nicola is bangage material, standard procedure blad!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

darthbs

1. One who gains complete ownership of a person, their home, and their mother

Damn, Hannibal cant tip his hat to DarthBS

by Jason July 7, 2003

boobular

to possess spectacular boobs

She was boobular!

by jason October 30, 2003

stumpy fawker

someone who wants to be a hick

you little stumpy fawker!

by Jason June 30, 2003