Jason's definitions

Stevie Ray Vaughn

An incorrect way to Spell Stevie Ray Vaughan...

"Dude, I hate it when people spell Stevie Ray Vaughan as Vaughn"

"Yeah, it's pretty Ghey"

by Jason February 26, 2005

mo

great guy

he is a mo

by jason March 2, 2004

meat wagon

Police van, vehicle to carry alot of police.

"Shit, theres a meat wagon round the corner!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

i guess

Saying yes to something that you shouldn't even have to waste your time or effort into saying "yes" to.

I guess really means, "yes"

I guess is an answer to a question that a person should already know the answer to before asking the question.

Jane: Do you race your car?
Mike: I guess..

Jane: Did you go to the store?
Mike: (true meaning) What do you think you stupid idiot? (Give me secks!)

by Jason December 21, 2004

Pitch a Duce

To take a shit

Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce.

by Jason November 10, 2003

Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 24, 2004

Jaydeath

Jaydeath - A comic book character based on the coolest person in the world. The character is a bounty hunter, but the true person is a professional ninja that protects North Woodmere from other ninjas at night.

"Jaydeath sliced that other ninja's balls off"

by Jason February 2, 2005