Jason's definitions

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005

walls

Your future world ruler... of video games

There's no example good enough for him

by jason July 27, 2003

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

Starchie

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley and warm

"omg STARCHie UR SO SHIT"

by jason September 21, 2004

Kegla

A middle-English word for the art of using kegs in battle.

Sir Fortinbras used the art of Kegla to defeat his foes.

by Jason February 9, 2005

slide

to move in or out; Heavily used in the southeast region

I'm bout to slide up out dis joint!

by Jason November 22, 2003

flopititis

The condition of the vagina post-fisting.

When I was done with her, Kim had flopititis.

by Jason May 10, 2004