Jason's definitions

harharharharharhar

Someones laugh.

Gob started laughing harharharharharhar.

by Jason April 27, 2003

Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 24, 2004

Pitch a Duce

To take a shit

Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce.

by Jason November 10, 2003

shelfass

When someone is really really fat and their ass sticks out and it looks like a shelf. You can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.

Fat big assed people, usually woman

by Jason February 20, 2005

Kopperstad

Involving, or being approached with, a vast amount of homsexuality.

Some guy just kopperstaded me last night, at the club.

by Jason November 15, 2004

fatagu

The pronunciation of FATIGUE by retarded fucks who cant speak english...shit..

"uhh..fat-a-gu?..."
"Fatigue, jackshit.."

by Jason May 13, 2005

Stevie Ray Vaughn

An incorrect way to Spell Stevie Ray Vaughan...

"Dude, I hate it when people spell Stevie Ray Vaughan as Vaughn"

"Yeah, it's pretty Ghey"

by Jason February 26, 2005