Jason's definitions

metrosexual

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

by Jason March 7, 2005

cosh

A baton, often used by Police, that extends out when flicked.

"Fuck, that feds got a cosh, don't mess man."

by Jason May 23, 2003

waterfalls

a massive uncontrolled release of diarrhea

Raph took a massive waterfall while mary and wu listened in with awe.

by JAson April 18, 2005

baleeve it

Better than yes.

Did you bring the can opener incase the tabs pop off the drinks again?

baleeve it!

by Jason January 24, 2003

jank

Anything bad/negative/wrong or to someones dislike....

Stop hitting on my sister, ya friggin jank....

by Jason March 19, 2003

Wazza

A fucked-up whiny little bitch. Usually will attach itself to a group of people and refuse to let go

Fuck off wazza, you aren't welcome here.

by Jason February 1, 2005

fagmatag

someone who you do not like, and you suspect to be gay but they have not told any one they are gay, also used as an insult

piss off u fagmatag

by jason April 12, 2004