Jason's definitions

virus

something your mom has right now.

man, i went to go fuck your mom last night, until she told me of the damn virus she got from you cousin last week. damn her!

by Jason February 2, 2005

shortshword

Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."

West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"

by Jason December 2, 2004

porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

by Jason November 23, 2003

monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 8, 2004

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger was a terrible child murderer who, in his death became a horrible dream murderer, murdering people in their dreams, only to keep ressurecting himself, freddy krueger is an unstoppable force of evil.

"The cops knew something...i heard them mention a name...freddy...freddy krueger." - Freddy Vs Jason (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003

take her down

you would like to have a sexual relation with a female.

hey bitch, my nigga said he'll take you down.

by jason November 24, 2003