Jason's definitions

art student

no qualifications, no hope, no point.
convinced a turd on a dinner plate will sell for millions, although other art students will pay for it (why?)

shit, failed my GCSE's, off to art college then.

by jason April 13, 2004

chessboy

a gay boy who likes to bum animals

danny russet bums animals all day

by jason May 11, 2004

Heartwork

The finest British metal album ever to be produced, back in 1993 by legendary gore-grinders Carcass.

Carcass - Heartwork 1993, Earache Records

by Jason May 13, 2005

Dooouf

used to emphasize a powerful impact.

When Carl ran into the helicopter, it was like DOOOUF!

by Jason March 10, 2005

dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

buck 50

In reference to weight, one hundred and fifty pounds.

How much do you weigh?

'Bout a buck 50.

by Jason April 1, 2005

MARTA

Atlanta's heavy rail transit system that is underfunded to keep "those people" out of the white sparwlburbs.

I hate seeing MARTA trains zip by on 400 while stuck in traffic during my two hour commute home to Woodstock.

by Jason June 19, 2004