Jason's definitions

smooth

the process of smoothing; trying to get with a girl and succeeding

oh-oh smooth. Damn that is quality smooth.
Jason: (Feeling on his g/f)
Steve: Oh Oh smooth, (last name of person) smooth.

by jason June 23, 2003

tool beating

when justin beats his stupid employees that cant find a pen or stapler. Or show up late

justin was tool beating at 930 .

by jason May 27, 2004

3 is dum

An expression you use for things you don't like. You use it by replacing 'dum' with '3'.

The Correct way to use 3 is dum: Aidan is 3. Therefore Aidan is dum.

by Jason September 25, 2006

a wats sama call it

what you saw then u forget the name of something

get off the wats sama call it

by jason November 15, 2006

pop punk

An oxymoron, said to be non-existant by "hardcore punks." A easier to handle version of the genre punk.

MxPx, Starstruck, Avert 13, Fall Out Boy.

by Jason July 13, 2003

tit do

When a women's stomach sticks out further than her breast do.

That fat bitch has a tit do.

by Jason March 23, 2003

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005