JIMMY's definitions

Dorkette

Super cool Christian-girl hottie.

Abby is such a dorkette it's unbelievable.

by Jimmy October 17, 2004

mince pie

The best food in the world.
Made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout New Zealand and Australia (dairy's, cafe's, super markets).
Also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
Almost better than sex

Jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
Gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the shits
Jim: i know, i'm never doing that again
Timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? fuckn crazy shit
Jim: yeah man

by Jimmy January 14, 2006

bagelry

the act of acting like a stupid bagel

you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry

by jimmy September 9, 2003

Gorukha

Fat fuck that trolls irc and drinks his own urine

peen

by jimmy September 6, 2003

brown knuckles

The failed act of fisting, due to lower intestinal blockage.

Jimmy want to fist his girl, but she was to full to engage, leaving Jimmy with a nasty case of the brown knuckles.

by Jimmy May 13, 2003

GANGSTER

Gangster is a word like angster. Which is a word like angst. With a ger.

Angstygangstygangster. :DD

"urmom's a gangsterlolzzzz"

"I'm gonna ride the Gangster to work today."

by Jimmy January 7, 2005

like Keith on poon

This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit".

I'd be all over that like Keith on poon.

by Jimmy October 4, 2004