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twanger

a guitar, especially an electric one.

-can also refer to the player of said guitar.
"man that twanger can play voodoo chile on that twanger, note for note, just like Jimi could!"
by jimmy November 8, 2003
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girl gamer

A rare species of female which makes up less than .02% of the population. Under most circumstances an uggo or is really fat.

There is an even rarer subsect of girl gamer which is actually somewhat good looking to average (rating 6.0 and above). This group makes up less than 15% of the girl gamer population.

This is one predominant form of girl gamer in their society: the male gamer masquerading as a girl gamer. They make up over 33% of the population.

The girl gamer usually has an inferiority complex and will try like mad to kill you in her game of choice, but can't because of her inferior fingers. Confront with caution, as a girl gamer is able to let out a battlecry which will attract all the pitiful nerds to her position to attack you verbally.

Another note of caution is this: if you find a "girl gamer" who is willing to cyber with you, it is probably a man using a female alias in order to masturbate to your replies.
I was playing CS and there was this "girl gamer". I witnessed a rather amusing mating ritual in which 10 nerds surrounded her, protecting this "female" from opposing fire.
by Jimmy April 16, 2005
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libertarian

Anyone who doesn't believe that the government should be used for control and oppression, but firmly believes in the right of walmart-style corporations and the wealthy to do so.
by Jimmy February 22, 2005
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fuck away

To tell someones to 'fuck off' or 'go away' hence 'fuck away'. Used by a group of people consisting of James Gary and Timo which tend to make up stupid things like that a lot
Bob: can i have a bite of your apple pie
Jim: no, fuck away bob, you cannot have a bite of my apple pie
by Jimmy November 14, 2004
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lurker

Starcraft character (Zerg race), a large crab like creature that hides underground and attacks with spikes, otherwise know as a Mudspiker.
Fuck those Mudspikers just mudspiked my base.

Jesus fuck my mudspikers just got owned by Frogs (Zerglings).
by Jimmy July 30, 2003
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teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

Hindi for:
An elephants cock is in your ass.
Doctor: Sooo what seems to be the problem here? Lets have a look. Holy fook! Teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

What the hell is that all ABOOT?
by Jimmy February 18, 2003
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Munkey

(noun) Oral pleasure involving the use of both the tounge,and throat.
"Mike sure gave some nice Munkey last night"
by Jimmy May 4, 2003
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